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  • E El Corazon

    t7bros wrote:

    Must.Stay.Kid.Sister.Friendly.....

    I thought the same with a skirt reference above... but I would have gotten "the look". ;)

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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    El Corazon wrote:

    but I would have gotten "the look".

    The voice of experience?

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      Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

      Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies.

      dagnabbit!! Between you and Paul, I am getting desperate here.... first free coffee, now chillies! I need to get home early and break into the special stash of chilli... working in the desert means miles away from decent chilli and coffee! :omg:

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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      Aw! Allow me to proffer you a habanero... ;) Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth. That said, although the other one (a Numex Twliight) produced a handful of fruit a couple of weeks ago it currently has virtually no leaves on it at the moment. That's not good - and the opposite of what we expected earlier this year when it seemed to be doing OK and the Thai Sun was struggling. I've heard chilli plants are tricky to get through the winter, though so I shouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes:

      Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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        I have been trying to keep my flaming to my website, since someone brought it up I might be lighting a few fires in this thread. I will try to keep it within this thread only. So for those who think I'm mean and don't want to hear my comments, walk away now. :)

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        *Elaine sends out for popcorn* :-D

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          *Elaine sends out for popcorn* :-D

          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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          leckey 0
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          Well you have plenty of chilies to add to it! :-D

          CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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            El Corazon wrote:

            but I would have gotten "the look".

            The voice of experience?

            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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            El Corazon
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            Trollslayer wrote:

            The voice of experience?

            I'd take leckey any day of the week over my ex. At least Leckey you only get it if you really deserve it. :) okay, sometimes I do actually really deserve it, but you can only loose your soul so many times. ;)

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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            • E El Corazon

              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

              Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies.

              dagnabbit!! Between you and Paul, I am getting desperate here.... first free coffee, now chillies! I need to get home early and break into the special stash of chilli... working in the desert means miles away from decent chilli and coffee! :omg:

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              Dan Neely
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              If it'll help I'm going to be visiting an out of town friend over a long weekend in about a month. The menu for arrival on Friday is his competition grade WMD chili. I think the timing's a bit of a mistake since we're not leaving till sunday night/monday morning. Two years ago he made a weaker version (couldn't find his hottest peppers in the freezer) the last full day we were there. It didn't pass until the middle of the drive home. IIRC the quickymart I stopped at (couldn't find a mcdogfoods) ended up being condemned a few weeks later. :doh: OTOH maybe he's trying to gas some of his wifes 2 dozenish cats. :omg:

              You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                Well you have plenty of chilies to add to it! :-D

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                Dan Neely
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                you know I don't think I've ever had chili flavored popcorn before. I guess I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. :D

                You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                  Aw! Allow me to proffer you a habanero... ;) Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth. That said, although the other one (a Numex Twliight) produced a handful of fruit a couple of weeks ago it currently has virtually no leaves on it at the moment. That's not good - and the opposite of what we expected earlier this year when it seemed to be doing OK and the Thai Sun was struggling. I've heard chilli plants are tricky to get through the winter, though so I shouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes:

                  Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                  El Corazon
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                  Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                  Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth.

                  okay... now you done it worse!! where is that IP address to GPS location satelite? adjust receiver angle.... trace... trace... trace.... I'll be right over. ;P

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    Not so much. Some people find the southern accent quaint, but my mom grew up in Georgia, then moved north. She lost her accent except when she yelled at the kids. Then we didn't know if to be scared or laugh.

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                    Richard Jones
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                    How about us Canucks, eh? :-D

                    "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                    • E El Corazon

                      dan neely wrote:

                      Y M C A!

                      4 ;P ;P ;P

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                      Dan Neely
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                      4100

                      You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        You, Sir or Madam, are the idiot.  How can you just jump in and call someone respected here an idiot and expect any kind of recognition, except disdain, for your assertions?

                        Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

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                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                        How can you just jump in and call someone respected here an idiot

                        Well IMHO, by keeping that ridiculous list, she's rapidly losing any respect from me that she might once have had.

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                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                          You don't realize how many toes you're stepping on do you? Brady is a great guy, Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way because she earned it and what's more she's not afraid to give you (or anyone) a piece of her mind. Tuck your tail between your legs and go home OR try to be a man, shape up your act and try to earn a place in the community.

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                          Miszou
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                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                          Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way

                          Smart maybe, but she lost all my respect when she started that ridiculous list.

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                            Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way

                            Smart maybe, but she lost all my respect when she started that ridiculous list.

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            I don't like the list either and I don't think my post suggested that I did :confused:

                            "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                              4100

                              You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                              El Corazon
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                              dan neely wrote:

                              4100

                              204! [preparing Nixon immitation]

                              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                              • E El Corazon

                                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                                Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth.

                                okay... now you done it worse!! where is that IP address to GPS location satelite? adjust receiver angle.... trace... trace... trace.... I'll be right over. ;P

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                Hehe. I'll save you the trouble - We're in here somewhere[^] :) I'll throw another beer on the barbie, shall I? ;)

                                Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                                  you know I don't think I've ever had chili flavored popcorn before. I guess I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. :D

                                  You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                                  leckey 0
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                                  It's also good to roast ears of corn on the grill, and rub chili butter afterwards.

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                                    How about us Canucks, eh? :-D

                                    "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                                    My husband's brother spent several years in Park River, ND. As long as you don't overuse "eh" or "and then there" I can tolerate it. I guess I'm too close for it to be cool and unusual.

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                                    • E El Corazon

                                      Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                      Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

                                      I'd try a UK accent immitation, but with a NM accent hidden in there I am more than likely to set her into a fit of giggles or a full out laugh. Not great for the confidence points. So I just shrug and keep my own voice, much as it lacks. :-D

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                      Repeat after me: "Gor blimey Mary Poppins. Chim Chimeney Chim Chim Cherroo"

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                                        No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid. But every girl is different--which is what makes it difficult to figure us out I guess.

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        leckey wrote:

                                        No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid.

                                        Well, that's me, Colin, Benjymous, the two Chris' and Dalek Dave sorted then. ;)

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                                        • E El Corazon

                                          Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                          Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

                                          I'd try a UK accent immitation, but with a NM accent hidden in there I am more than likely to set her into a fit of giggles or a full out laugh. Not great for the confidence points. So I just shrug and keep my own voice, much as it lacks. :-D

                                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                          Robert Royall
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                                          "Haow joo dooin dere mang, eh?"

                                          Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river. The river gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your contract says you can't use concrete or steel - the client only provides timber and cut stone (but won't tell you what kind). Gravity changes from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer

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