The most painful thing in the world.
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leppie wrote:
Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth
Absynth in your stomach? Goes in green and liquid from a glass, comes out green and lumpy on a wall... X|
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
To Quote Jeremy Hardy... "People say there is nothing worse than a paper cut. What? break your nose, lose a leg, get stabbed in the rectum, these are nothing compared to a paper cut? People are stupid." I like Jeremy Hardy.
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Oh, don't you just HATE that ? How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?
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Christian Graus wrote:
How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?
I believe there is 1 person who is qualified to make such a comparison. Unfortunately, I'm at work, and I'm not sure a google search for a link is work safe ;). I remember the article on the front page of the sun a few months back.
Simon
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Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth.
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((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))That one I know. After two days of whisky, I finally managed to overcome the pain enough to go the the dentist and have it pulled. My jaw was still a little sore for several weeks afterward. I was taking eight Myprodol at a time before having it out.
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LOL, that happened to me too, the pitchfork thing, when I was around 9 years old. I cant recall the pain, I was more worried about dying!
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((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))I was around 11 I think, and still remeber looking at my foot seeing the hole and thinking is that ever going to heal (it did bye the way ;P )
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Christian Graus wrote:
How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?
I believe there is 1 person who is qualified to make such a comparison. Unfortunately, I'm at work, and I'm not sure a google search for a link is work safe ;). I remember the article on the front page of the sun a few months back.
Simon
*grin* it must be true then.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....
Simon
An upturned, loose, audio transformer. The have about six little pins, covered in rough solder.
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Christian Graus wrote:
How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?
I believe there is 1 person who is qualified to make such a comparison. Unfortunately, I'm at work, and I'm not sure a google search for a link is work safe ;). I remember the article on the front page of the sun a few months back.
Simon
Yes but his gentleman's vegetables were decorative only! He was born with a lady garden!
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Simon Stevens wrote:
upturned plug
do you mean a nail? When I was young (long time ago ;P ), I was on vacation (if you can call it that) at my aunt's farm. My brother thought it would be funny to stab my foot with one of those pitchforks (the big one's you know), went right thru my boot and foot, I can tell you it wasn't funny (at least not to me don't know about him), it hurts like hell. So if it's simular to that I feel your pain, hang in there tho it gets better :)
Tom deketelaere wrote:
do you mean a nail?
No, an electrical plug - 3 pin UK variety. I wonder if other countries have similar health hazards attached to their electrical devices. I'm sure the dual rounded pins of a European plug are less painful.
Simon
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That one I know. After two days of whisky, I finally managed to overcome the pain enough to go the the dentist and have it pulled. My jaw was still a little sore for several weeks afterward. I was taking eight Myprodol at a time before having it out.
Brady Kelly wrote:
I was taking eight Myprodol at a time before having it out.
And I guess that didnt help one bit. I tried various painkillers for mine (I was on a 36 hour trip to Austria), not even some thing that is just one notch below Morphine helped.
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Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....
Simon
Falling 10 feet onto a bicycle with no saddle. Thats got to sting a little.
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Yes but his gentleman's vegetables were decorative only! He was born with a lady garden!
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That has got to be the most eloquent way of putting it I have heard :laugh: . I'll admit to never actually having read the article, but I assumed it was something like that.
Simon
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An upturned, loose, audio transformer. The have about six little pins, covered in rough solder.
I once sat naked on a 74HC04 (a hex inverter for those unaware), it didn't hurt, but it did stick to my arse, and I was walking around for five minutes before finally understanding why my wife was wetting herself with laughter. It only hurt when I removed it!
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Yes but his gentleman's vegetables were decorative only! He was born with a lady garden!
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Well done.....
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Tom deketelaere wrote:
do you mean a nail?
No, an electrical plug - 3 pin UK variety. I wonder if other countries have similar health hazards attached to their electrical devices. I'm sure the dual rounded pins of a European plug are less painful.
Simon
ah k ;P
Simon Stevens wrote:
I'm sure the dual rounded pins of a European plug are less painful.
Yeah they don't hurt much, and most of them (if not all) are build so that it is very difficult to have the pins standing up, so the worst you get is you step on a blunt object.
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I once sat naked on a 74HC04 (a hex inverter for those unaware), it didn't hurt, but it did stick to my arse, and I was walking around for five minutes before finally understanding why my wife was wetting herself with laughter. It only hurt when I removed it!
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Why does it amuse women so much when men get hurt?
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A Lego brick, in the dark, at 3.00 am whilst going for a P. You can't even yell out, coz it will raise the house. Standing(Hopping) silently whilst whispering "F*!%" several times is the only way to dissipate the pain!
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Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....
Simon
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I once sat naked on a 74HC04 (a hex inverter for those unaware), it didn't hurt, but it did stick to my arse, and I was walking around for five minutes before finally understanding why my wife was wetting herself with laughter. It only hurt when I removed it!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Hehe, very funny. How could you possibly not feel it? The pins are like 6 or 7 millimeters long!
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Why does it amuse women so much when men get hurt?
They have a well developed sense of schadenfraude! :)
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They have a well developed sense of schadenfraude! :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
schadenfraude
That would be
Schadenfreude