URGENT CODE NEEDED!!!
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Mark Salsbery wrote:
Funniest post of the day (so far)!
Hmmm... glad i could be the reason for the funniest post though on the negetive side :rolleyes:
You're welcome!
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
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Ok guys empty vessels make more noise. I guess i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally. U guys just wasted my valuable entrepreneural time. Thanks for that :)
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Ok guys empty vessels make more noise. I guess i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally. U guys just wasted my valuable entrepreneural time. Thanks for that :)
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally
Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally
Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
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You're welcome!
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
May Allah bless u
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
don't get so angry on me.
Hard not to, when most of us develop software for a living and yet, someone like you wants it handed over on a silver platter for no financial gains.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
this is URGENT project
Right then and there, using the word URGENT was your post killer. Your urgency for something you need to get done, is not anyone else's concern. It is your own problem. Now, bugger off.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
BTW this is URGENT project.
You have got to be taking the piss.
Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
this is URGENT project
Right then and there, using the word URGENT was your post killer. Your urgency for something you need to get done, is not anyone else's concern. It is your own problem. Now, bugger off.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
Now, bugger off.
YOU BUGGER OFF!!! DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE... I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally
Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
change yourself first... :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
dhaim programming is a hobby that make some money as side effect :)
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Now, bugger off.
YOU BUGGER OFF!!! DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE... I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
Wow. I am so scare of you, not!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE...
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TEST :|
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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if (entrepreneur == parasite)
{
solution = Net.DownloadCode(PaymentType.None);
}
else
{
troll = true;
}I would guess that the latter is true.
Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
Wow. I am so scare of you, not!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE...
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TEST :|
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TES
Ya sorry speling mistake :mad:
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
troll
:confused::confused::confused:
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Oh dammit! There goes my share of the profit and the yearly bonus :)
The need to optimize rises from a bad design. My articles[^]
Quick! Obfuscate it, and repost :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
BTW this is URGENT project.
You have got to be taking the piss.
Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog
No bad words please. You risk being banned from CodeProject
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back
Now you are just being patronising. :|
Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
Holy Coders War
The subject is supposed to describe your question and distinguish it from other questions. The subject that you have used does not. You should really try to write a useful subject if you want anyone to take you seriously.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote:
URGENT
However urgent your question may be, it's never urgent enough to mention in the subject. If it really was that urgent, you woudn't post in a forum in the first place, you would just pay for the support.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote:
CODE NEEDED
This is a forum for programmers. That means that you write your own code. There are plenty of people here who can help you with your code, but you will not find anyone who will write it for you. Don't write the subject in all capitals. In electronic communication that is the equivalent of shouting, and that is not appropriate for a subject line.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote:
!!!
What is three exclamation marks following a sentence supposed to mean? Using more than one exclamation mark doesn't make the sentence more of an exclamation, it only shows that you don't know how to use exclamation marks.
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.