Joke
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Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!
Phil
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Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys, we only have $2.00 among the three of us." The proton said, "Don't worry, there's no charge for the neutron." The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."
Cheers, Vıkram.
Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated.
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An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys, we only have $2.00 among the three of us." The proton said, "Don't worry, there's no charge for the neutron." The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."
Cheers, Vıkram.
Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated.
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Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
Of course, they're all walking into Quark's bar on Deep Space Nine. :rim-shot:
Software Zen:
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Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
:laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham