Pacifying an American Lady
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tell her she's a tart. She likes that.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
:) (Chris really needs to add an "evil grin" smiley...)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Just call her "bird" every time you see her ;) http://www.cs.vu.nl/~frankh/dilbert/english-genius.gif[^]
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:) (Chris really needs to add an "evil grin" smiley...)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Will you stop flirting, you cowboy Barry White you.
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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As to the topic - rub her feet. That usually makes them purr.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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As to the topic - rub her feet. That usually makes them purr.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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"do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" But nay, that's not British enough.
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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Watch "Fawlty Towers" and then call her whatever Basil calls Sybil.
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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I would have thought calling her a 'skank ho' or a '$2 crack ho' or 'trailer trash' would be enough ... 'g'
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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Consultant.
Now watch it, or take it to the SB. You've been warned.
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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Watch "Fawlty Towers" and then call her whatever Basil calls Sybil.
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So, pick one (or more) of "toxic midget", "my little nest of vipers", "sabre-toothed tart", "my little piranha fish", "my little commandant" or (and this is my personal favourite) "rancorous, coiffured old sow."
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Just call her "bird" every time you see her ;) http://www.cs.vu.nl/~frankh/dilbert/english-genius.gif[^]
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I am from England working in the USA. I have a lovely American lady here at work who tries to hurl insults at me every now and then for apparently no reason. Obviously, her insults are laughable as she can't quite get the pronunciation right. I have a suspicion that she is looking for some insults. Can someone suggest me how to put her on the right track?
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Acer management.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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Now THAT made me laugh!!! Yeah, I got a HOLIDAY BONUS from Gateway in the mail yesterday. Go figure!
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Yeah, I got a HOLIDAY BONUS from Gateway in the mail yesterday. Go figure!
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Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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Consultant.
:laugh:
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