i want to be gay!

Oakman

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

All other things being equal, you really don't want to start a war with him. He's extremely bright, very verbal and, like a lot of us old farts, can be quite vicious when provoked.

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soap brain

Fine...

Sahir Shah

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

See, that sounds gay. Minus 10 man points for saying it. People *think* you're gay because of the way you dress or act

you got it a bit mixed up i think. i want to be thought of as gay without actually being gay. currently, i am suspected of being a hetero, which i find immensely irritating. btw, i am seriously thinking about ear piercing as a message. anybody know which one is the gay side ?

Sahir Shah

Oakman wrote:

I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

what's his problem with indians? maybe we should open a thread for a faceoff between the most obnoxious indian you can find (moi to be precise :-\ ) and this john simmons fellow. i shall fart in his face and make him wilt :laugh:

Al Beback

Sahir Shah wrote:

seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

And gay people would rather be straight. Ain't life grand? You should consider putting into practice the secret many of us all learned from the movie Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the Power, then you get the Woman." :)

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Sahir Shah

Al Beback wrote:

then you get the Woman.

i don't want the woman. i already got one.

Bassam Abdul Baki

Can you PLEASE write an article for us geeks. :)

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Lost User

More? How about being able to be friends with women?

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Lost User

Since gender and sexuality are separate things that would be interesting.

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Lost User

OK, you see that funny shaped chromosone?...

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Lost User

Yes but that was the only way he could get women. Real men don't need that.

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Bassam Abdul Baki

You mean the second unknown mathematical variable?

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Bassam Abdul Baki

Have a sex change, then be gay. I wish I was a lesbian.

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Nish Nishant

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

Yes he is. Before her gender-change she used to post here as Andy. During the earlier stages of the transformation (after Andy stopped posting and before Anna started) she posted under an anonymous name (I forgot the exact name she used) for a short while. John was very annoyed by the whole thing and never really seemed to be able to let it go (apparently, even after so many years) :-)

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realJSOP

There's absolutely no reason not to dredge up old posts. If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

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Nish Nishant

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

That's an excellent point :-D

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JimmyRopes

Trollslayer wrote:

How about being able to be friends with women?

That's sooooooo gay! :~

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JimmyRopes

Oakman wrote:

I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

Because it more likely is an insult! :doh:

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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

physical and chemical castration

Ouch! X|

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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

I wish I was a lesbian

TMI :rolleyes:

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