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  • S Senkwe Chanda

    What a joke :laugh: ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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    why? /Magnus


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      why? /Magnus


      - I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

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      She got thrashed by some unknown player, lost the last set 6-0 in fact. Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. Never won a tournament. Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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        She got thrashed by some unknown player, lost the last set 6-0 in fact. Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. Never won a tournament. Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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        She's not payed by the sport, would you reject the money if it was offered to you? And most of them never won a tournament. /Magnus


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        • S Senkwe Chanda

          She got thrashed by some unknown player, lost the last set 6-0 in fact. Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. Never won a tournament. Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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          Senkwe Chanda wrote: Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. but Tennis isn't a sport, it's in the same league as Darts and Snooker :-D Senkwe Chanda wrote: Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. She has a couple of interesting assets that make her popular. :rolleyes: Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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            She's not payed by the sport, would you reject the money if it was offered to you? And most of them never won a tournament. /Magnus


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            Well my point is simply that she sucks at tennis so perhaps she should try something else where her sponsorship deals would make more sense. Like acting. When Becks takes a free kick, it makes sense for me to think about buying his soccer boots. As for Anna, :rolleyes: How many more times does she have to get booed off court? Ah well. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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              Well my point is simply that she sucks at tennis so perhaps she should try something else where her sponsorship deals would make more sense. Like acting. When Becks takes a free kick, it makes sense for me to think about buying his soccer boots. As for Anna, :rolleyes: How many more times does she have to get booed off court? Ah well. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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              Professional sport metrics are fiscal calculations, they have no relationship to athletic prowess. Thats what the word professional means. The similar argument holds for professional programmers. Regardz Colin J Davies

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              You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                Professional sport metrics are fiscal calculations, they have no relationship to athletic prowess. Thats what the word professional means. The similar argument holds for professional programmers. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                Thanks for disillusioning me Colin :confused: ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                  Thanks for disillusioning me Colin :confused: ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                  Senkwe Chanda wrote: Thanks for disillusioning me Colin Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. :rolleyes: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                    Senkwe Chanda wrote: Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. but Tennis isn't a sport, it's in the same league as Darts and Snooker :-D Senkwe Chanda wrote: Yet she's one of the highest paid players in the sport. She has a couple of interesting assets that make her popular. :rolleyes: Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                    Michael P Butler wrote: but Tennis isn't a sport, LOL, baiter! Why on earth do you say that? Tennis pros are some of the fittest athletes on earth. It takes serious skill, years of training and amazing dedication. And as we have seen strength does play a part (the Williams sisters anyone?) And doubles is a very skilled team sport. Knowing that your partner will not serve the ball onto the back of your head is all about trust too :-D * I am just defending Tennis because it is about the only sport I can play reasonably well :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                      Senkwe Chanda wrote: Thanks for disillusioning me Colin Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. :rolleyes: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                      Paul Watson wrote: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. I think she's good to look at, but on the court I'm actually more interested in the play. I'm wierd like that :-) ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                        Michael P Butler wrote: but Tennis isn't a sport, LOL, baiter! Why on earth do you say that? Tennis pros are some of the fittest athletes on earth. It takes serious skill, years of training and amazing dedication. And as we have seen strength does play a part (the Williams sisters anyone?) And doubles is a very skilled team sport. Knowing that your partner will not serve the ball onto the back of your head is all about trust too :-D * I am just defending Tennis because it is about the only sport I can play reasonably well :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                        There are only two sports in the world, Football and cricket. On occasion I'll allow the one where they chase the egg shaped ball :-D Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                          Senkwe Chanda wrote: Thanks for disillusioning me Colin Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. :rolleyes: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                          Paul Watson wrote: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. She doesn't do anything for me, but then my tastes are a little different. Now if Gillian Anderson played tennis in one of those short skirts then I'd even consider tennis as a sport :-D Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                            Senkwe Chanda wrote: Thanks for disillusioning me Colin Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. :rolleyes: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                            Paul Watson wrote: Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. Unsure if that is sarcasm, but if it isn't let me explain. Professional sport is about Money aka Nett Profit. For example Tiger Woods makes more money away from the course than on the course. Sponsership has become far more important financially than tournament prizes in many cases. So in the current world the way to judge a professional athlete is by the amount of earning potential they have not by the results. Similar the Tri-Nations and Super-12 is about money, naturally who wins gets more media coverage, which in turn is more value. Giving the winners the capacity to buy better players. That's the way I read it anyhow. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                              Well my point is simply that she sucks at tennis so perhaps she should try something else where her sponsorship deals would make more sense. Like acting. When Becks takes a free kick, it makes sense for me to think about buying his soccer boots. As for Anna, :rolleyes: How many more times does she have to get booed off court? Ah well. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                              Senkwe Chanda wrote: Well my point is simply that she sucks at tennis I think you will find that she doesn't suck at tennis. All the players on the circuit are at a very high standard. Now she does have good and bad days. Just because she hasn't won is not an indication that she sucks. If she plays bad enough she will drop out of the auto-qualification for tournaments and have to play her way into them. Just like she had to when she started her tennis career. Being a sex symbol does not auto qualify you for a tournament*. * But it does for other things! :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.

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                                There are only two sports in the world, Football and cricket. On occasion I'll allow the one where they chase the egg shaped ball :-D Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                                Michael P Butler wrote: cricket Cricket? Cricket!?!? Cricket is just a silly excuse for drinking tea. ;P I don't know any other sport where they actually break for tea time! It was a while since I saw a cricket game so it may have changed since then (saw one at around '90). And let's not forget how looooooong, teeeeeedious and boooooooring the games can be. I bet you could modify the game a little and make a "real world"-soap out of it. Ice hockey is a game which you can trust. A match is always ended in finite time. And let's not forget the speed, power and action it gives. Go Avs, Go! Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!

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                                  Senkwe Chanda wrote: Well my point is simply that she sucks at tennis I think you will find that she doesn't suck at tennis. All the players on the circuit are at a very high standard. Now she does have good and bad days. Just because she hasn't won is not an indication that she sucks. If she plays bad enough she will drop out of the auto-qualification for tournaments and have to play her way into them. Just like she had to when she started her tennis career. Being a sex symbol does not auto qualify you for a tournament*. * But it does for other things! :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.

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                                  Roger Allen wrote: I think you will find that she doesn't suck at tennis Actually she does suck in the sense that, the level of play of say the top ten ranked female players is way above what she seems to be capable of. Her "suckiness" is all the more magnified by the fact she's so visible. Granted she's coming off an injury, but so are Lindsay and Martina. Yet they seem to be playing damn good tennis at the moment. Yes, not everyone can be good. So alot of players suck and that's the hard truth of it. She just happens to be in that camp. Roger Allen wrote: If she plays bad enough she will drop out of the auto-qualification for tournaments and have to play her way into them I bet she'd still play center court though :-) ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                                    Michael P Butler wrote: cricket Cricket? Cricket!?!? Cricket is just a silly excuse for drinking tea. ;P I don't know any other sport where they actually break for tea time! It was a while since I saw a cricket game so it may have changed since then (saw one at around '90). And let's not forget how looooooong, teeeeeedious and boooooooring the games can be. I bet you could modify the game a little and make a "real world"-soap out of it. Ice hockey is a game which you can trust. A match is always ended in finite time. And let's not forget the speed, power and action it gives. Go Avs, Go! Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!

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                                    Drinking tea is civilized !! Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                      Senkwe Chanda wrote: Thanks for disillusioning me Colin Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. :rolleyes: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."

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                                      Paul Watson wrote: BTW am I one of the few men who does not find Anna all that attractive? She is cute yes, but hardly stunning, beautiful or gorgeous. I didn't used to think so until I seen her at wimbledon this year in that tight top and very short skirt. Dinner is served! :D

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                                        Paul Watson wrote: Count yourself lucky for being disullusioned, at least you understood what he said... I am just confused. Unsure if that is sarcasm, but if it isn't let me explain. Professional sport is about Money aka Nett Profit. For example Tiger Woods makes more money away from the course than on the course. Sponsership has become far more important financially than tournament prizes in many cases. So in the current world the way to judge a professional athlete is by the amount of earning potential they have not by the results. Similar the Tri-Nations and Super-12 is about money, naturally who wins gets more media coverage, which in turn is more value. Giving the winners the capacity to buy better players. That's the way I read it anyhow. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                        Colin^Davies wrote: For example Tiger Woods makes more money away from the course than on the course Yep, except that he's a bloody good golfer. So if he endorses golf clubs, I have at least a smidgeon of a good reason to buy them. If I'm sensible, (and yes I'm aware that most people aren't) I'll avoid buying Annas tennis shoes because it's pretty obvious they aren't helping her game much. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                                          Colin^Davies wrote: For example Tiger Woods makes more money away from the course than on the course Yep, except that he's a bloody good golfer. So if he endorses golf clubs, I have at least a smidgeon of a good reason to buy them. If I'm sensible, (and yes I'm aware that most people aren't) I'll avoid buying Annas tennis shoes because it's pretty obvious they aren't helping her game much. ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                                          But would you look good in them ? Regardz Colin J Davies

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