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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

    modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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    Lost User
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    Enchiladas do that to me. Feels like giving birth to a supermarket trolley.

    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
      -----
      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

      modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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      Dalek Dave
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      Gee thanks, I needed to know that!

      ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
        -----
        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

        modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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        wolfbinary
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        Watched any South Park in the last year or so?

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

          modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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          0x3c0
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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system.

          When it gains one of those, it becomes an Ilion

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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system.

            When it gains one of those, it becomes an Ilion

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            Oakman
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            Computafreak wrote:

            When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named

            FTFY

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

              modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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              Ilion
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              What a perfect example of the sort of discussions which are found appropriate by "the community."

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                IdUnknown
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                Don't listen to these people. They are jealous because you are a gold mine. Related story here: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50T56120090130 [^] :)

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                  -----
                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                  modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                  Maximilien
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                  shit happens.

                  This signature was proudly tested on animals.

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                    modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    I'll only be impressed when you grunt out a turd that has enough mass to cause its own gravity.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                      -----
                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                      modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                      jeron1
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                      A contributor to the arts[^] I see.

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                        modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                        Christian Graus
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                        Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                        • O Oakman

                          Computafreak wrote:

                          When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named

                          FTFY

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                          Zhat
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                          Oakman wrote:

                          When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named and is flushed down the Message Automatically Removed toilet of life.

                          FFTFY

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                            modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                            Zhat
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                            Come see me when you do one that crawls out of the toilet on it's own legs and say's "Thanks, it smelled like an Ass in there".

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                            • C Christian Graus

                              Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Thats what he posts most times

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                                Lost User
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                                Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

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                                • O Oakman

                                  Repost

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                  Mycroft Holmes
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                                  Nope, last time he was just pleased to get his pants to fit better. JS seems to have a definite affinity for that area of anatomy.

                                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                    modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                                    Ilion
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t.

                                    I noticed (as you may have noticed).

                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    [EDIT] Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                                    What vote are you seeking? I'll try to add my little bit accordingly.

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      I'll only be impressed when you grunt out a turd that has enough mass to cause its own gravity.

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                      Ashley van Gerven
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                                      .. or if it could write a Hello World app in C :)


                                      Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. - Howard Aiken

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

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                                        hairy_hats
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                                        Josh Gray wrote:

                                        I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

                                        If it was somebody else's, you really, really don't want to know how it got there.

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