PhD Final Exam
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
Oh, now I know how to prepare for CP MVP exam. plz snd codz. ;P
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
Chris Maunder wrote:
You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili.
Sounds exactly like the last time I brought anything from Argos.
Simon
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
Chris Maunder wrote:
SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world.
The only sociological problem accompany the end of the world is: There is nobody listening to your problems! :)
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
Congratulations for Bob's spiffy new look. He looks ready for a good Irish night out.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Congratulations for Bob's spiffy new look. He looks ready for a good Irish night out.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
I wonder if tomorrow he'll be drawn with a terrible hang over looking sorry for himself.
Simon
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I wonder if tomorrow he'll be drawn with a terrible hang over looking sorry for himself.
Simon
Does that mean that later tonight, Bob will appear with a scantly clad Female alien with questionable morals? :rolleyes:
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Does that mean that later tonight, Bob will appear with a scantly clad Female alien with questionable morals? :rolleyes:
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
HISTORY: Peter I: Got the keys. Remaining 1800 years: various bouts of violence, corruption, carnage, torture, reform, social progress, infidelity, crime, corruption, sloth, grace, and a few moments of genuine good will. MEDICINE: Bah, just pass the brandy... PUBLIC SPEAKING: Klaatu barada nikto! BIOLOGY: See Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc[^] MUSIC: Channeling K. Stockhausen, channeling K. Stockhausen, please report to the main observatory. PSYCHOLOGY: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam blandit mattis leo. Etiam tortor. Nulla tincidunt tempus ligula. Nulla pretium, augue eu feugiat varius, massa augue viverra justo, vel consectetur metus est et quam. Nunc mauris. Ut ac felis. Fusce tempor, purus eget mattis ullamcorper, velit quam tristique orci, et aliquet nisl tellus vel nisl. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Fusce est turpis, ultrices ut, porta et, hendrerit quis, quam. Aliquam at elit. Pellentesque pellentesque laoreet quam. Maecenas porttitor egestas erat. Vestibulum non lacus id diam eleifend tincidunt. Maecenas faucibus metus at risus. Vivamus nisl odio, tristique quis, euismod quis, elementum non, tellus. Sed convallis nulla at libero. Donec at nisl. Ribbus, Longa. Ut ut nunc et risus. Rome Nasr, Jemdet. Gilgamesh nova mensus. Babylon Socrates. Dude, Where's Your Car?. Athens SOCIOLOGY: Dating becomes problematic, general lack of choice, and it's hard to find a Mars bar. On the other hand, parking your car has never been easier. ENGINEERING: Pfft, a disassembled rifle? I studied with Professor Norris, I can tear apart the tiger just by looking at it. ECONOMICS: Line up all the CEO's of every major bank. Shoot them with the previously assembled high power rifle (do I have time for a reload?). Paint a picture in the Cubist style while lecturing on how this was all predetermined as dictated by Quantum physics, leaving room for doubt, as per Prof Heisenberg. POLITICAL SCIENCE: Vladimir, I've got this really cute tiger here I'd like you to meet. Oh, President Chavez says hello, but he's busy holding out for his own economic collapse, or at least trying to see if Fidel will pick up the bill. EPISTEMOLOGY: Whatever, dude! PHYSICS: It's all stuff, see: 2+2=5 It's all p
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
Thanks for the heads up Chris, this should come in handy soon :laugh:
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
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Just found this in my inbox... ======================================================================== THE Ph.D. FINAL EXAM Note: Anyone who has taken a Ph.D. Final Exam will surely remember these very standard kinds of questions. INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophica impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis. MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicia, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubis
Chris Maunder wrote:
Answer all questions.
There are no questions in that entry. :confused::confused::confused:
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HISTORY: Peter I: Got the keys. Remaining 1800 years: various bouts of violence, corruption, carnage, torture, reform, social progress, infidelity, crime, corruption, sloth, grace, and a few moments of genuine good will. MEDICINE: Bah, just pass the brandy... PUBLIC SPEAKING: Klaatu barada nikto! BIOLOGY: See Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc[^] MUSIC: Channeling K. Stockhausen, channeling K. Stockhausen, please report to the main observatory. PSYCHOLOGY: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam blandit mattis leo. Etiam tortor. Nulla tincidunt tempus ligula. Nulla pretium, augue eu feugiat varius, massa augue viverra justo, vel consectetur metus est et quam. Nunc mauris. Ut ac felis. Fusce tempor, purus eget mattis ullamcorper, velit quam tristique orci, et aliquet nisl tellus vel nisl. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Fusce est turpis, ultrices ut, porta et, hendrerit quis, quam. Aliquam at elit. Pellentesque pellentesque laoreet quam. Maecenas porttitor egestas erat. Vestibulum non lacus id diam eleifend tincidunt. Maecenas faucibus metus at risus. Vivamus nisl odio, tristique quis, euismod quis, elementum non, tellus. Sed convallis nulla at libero. Donec at nisl. Ribbus, Longa. Ut ut nunc et risus. Rome Nasr, Jemdet. Gilgamesh nova mensus. Babylon Socrates. Dude, Where's Your Car?. Athens SOCIOLOGY: Dating becomes problematic, general lack of choice, and it's hard to find a Mars bar. On the other hand, parking your car has never been easier. ENGINEERING: Pfft, a disassembled rifle? I studied with Professor Norris, I can tear apart the tiger just by looking at it. ECONOMICS: Line up all the CEO's of every major bank. Shoot them with the previously assembled high power rifle (do I have time for a reload?). Paint a picture in the Cubist style while lecturing on how this was all predetermined as dictated by Quantum physics, leaving room for doubt, as per Prof Heisenberg. POLITICAL SCIENCE: Vladimir, I've got this really cute tiger here I'd like you to meet. Oh, President Chavez says hello, but he's busy holding out for his own economic collapse, or at least trying to see if Fidel will pick up the bill. EPISTEMOLOGY: Whatever, dude! PHYSICS: It's all stuff, see: 2+2=5 It's all p
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Jim Crafton wrote:
PHYSICS: It's all stuff, see: 2+2=5 It's all part of a new kind of science.
Actually 2 + 2 does equal 5. For extremely large values of 2. :)
Exactly - were you on the board that approved my PhD?
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Exactly - were you on the board that approved my PhD?
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HISTORY: Peter I: Got the keys. Remaining 1800 years: various bouts of violence, corruption, carnage, torture, reform, social progress, infidelity, crime, corruption, sloth, grace, and a few moments of genuine good will. MEDICINE: Bah, just pass the brandy... PUBLIC SPEAKING: Klaatu barada nikto! BIOLOGY: See Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc[^] MUSIC: Channeling K. Stockhausen, channeling K. Stockhausen, please report to the main observatory. PSYCHOLOGY: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam blandit mattis leo. Etiam tortor. Nulla tincidunt tempus ligula. Nulla pretium, augue eu feugiat varius, massa augue viverra justo, vel consectetur metus est et quam. Nunc mauris. Ut ac felis. Fusce tempor, purus eget mattis ullamcorper, velit quam tristique orci, et aliquet nisl tellus vel nisl. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Fusce est turpis, ultrices ut, porta et, hendrerit quis, quam. Aliquam at elit. Pellentesque pellentesque laoreet quam. Maecenas porttitor egestas erat. Vestibulum non lacus id diam eleifend tincidunt. Maecenas faucibus metus at risus. Vivamus nisl odio, tristique quis, euismod quis, elementum non, tellus. Sed convallis nulla at libero. Donec at nisl. Ribbus, Longa. Ut ut nunc et risus. Rome Nasr, Jemdet. Gilgamesh nova mensus. Babylon Socrates. Dude, Where's Your Car?. Athens SOCIOLOGY: Dating becomes problematic, general lack of choice, and it's hard to find a Mars bar. On the other hand, parking your car has never been easier. ENGINEERING: Pfft, a disassembled rifle? I studied with Professor Norris, I can tear apart the tiger just by looking at it. ECONOMICS: Line up all the CEO's of every major bank. Shoot them with the previously assembled high power rifle (do I have time for a reload?). Paint a picture in the Cubist style while lecturing on how this was all predetermined as dictated by Quantum physics, leaving room for doubt, as per Prof Heisenberg. POLITICAL SCIENCE: Vladimir, I've got this really cute tiger here I'd like you to meet. Oh, President Chavez says hello, but he's busy holding out for his own economic collapse, or at least trying to see if Fidel will pick up the bill. EPISTEMOLOGY: Whatever, dude! PHYSICS: It's all stuff, see: 2+2=5 It's all p
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Schools today are going to hell. Back in my day, the tests were NEVER this easy. ;^)
Silver member by constant and unflinching longevity.
In my day PhD exams didn't even exist. Yet another instance of post-modernism, like home-ownership being an unalienable human-right. Next you'll be able to win 'em in a pub raffle - "Want the meat tray, mate, or the PhD in Billy Cart Racing".
