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  • M Mike Gaskey

    The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

    Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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    Christian Graus
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    I see the person who replaced Bush with OBAMA, used all capitals. It worked better with Bush, because, well, you believed he was that stupid.

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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      No, not really. The only thing that makes it funny is the relationship between brazilian an some very large number names, which sound similar. That combined with the vast sums of money being spent by the Obama administration makes it topical. With Bush, it would be a stretch... It really is all right to laugh at someone other than Bush you know...

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      Christian Graus
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      Sorry, but this did the rounds widely as a Bush joke.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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      • I Ilion

        Synaptrik wrote:

        Sorry, but that was pathetic.

        Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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        Christian Graus
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        It was funnier when told about Bush, but not for political reasons, because you could believe Bush saying it.

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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          I see the person who replaced Bush with OBAMA, used all capitals. It worked better with Bush, because, well, you believed he was that stupid.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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          Gary Kirkham
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          Christian Graus wrote:

          you believed he was that stupid.

          I didn't.

          Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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          • M Mike Gaskey

            The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

            Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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            Yusuf
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            Before O! the same joke told with B!

            Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]

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            • G Gary Kirkham

              Christian Graus wrote:

              you believed he was that stupid.

              I didn't.

              Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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              Christian Graus
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              I am willing to consider the possibility that he worked hard to appear stupid, to put his opponents off guard.

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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              • G Gary Kirkham

                Christian Graus wrote:

                you believed he was that stupid.

                I didn't.

                Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                Al Beback
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                Gary Kirkham wrote:

                I didn't.

                Of course you didn't, Mr. Fairy Tales.

                ShamWow

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                • A Al Beback

                  Gary Kirkham wrote:

                  I didn't.

                  Of course you didn't, Mr. Fairy Tales.

                  ShamWow

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                  Al Beback wrote:

                  Mr. Fairy Tales

                  Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

                  Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                  • I Ilion

                    Synaptrik wrote:

                    Sorry, but that was pathetic.

                    Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    It was funnier then, because I hadn't heard it before.

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                    • G Gary Kirkham

                      Al Beback wrote:

                      Mr. Fairy Tales

                      Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

                      Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                      Al Beback
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                      Gary Kirkham wrote:

                      Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

                      Jesus is dead. Dead people are incapable of love, and I'm incapable of loving dead people. I can love the memory of a dead person, but not the dead person itself. If you're referring to your imaginary friend Jesus, then tell him that if he wants my love he'll first need to deposit 100 million tax-free USD in my checking account. Then I'll be happy to kiss his invisible ass like you do.

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