JOTD

[Oakman]

Tim Craig wrote:

You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes

Too bad they're not making jokes about LBJ's wife. That would be much more acceptable in my eyes - you could say that a post on the Bird is worth two on the Bush.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

[Synaptrik]

Yes. I am not a Democrat.

This statement is false

[DRHuff]

And just how long have you been waiting to use that one? :-D

I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave

[Synaptrik]

Or rather, does a pathetic joke stop being pathetic with a simple target change?

This statement is false

[Christian Graus]

I see the person who replaced Bush with OBAMA, used all capitals. It worked better with Bush, because, well, you believed he was that stupid.

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

[Christian Graus]

Sorry, but this did the rounds widely as a Bush joke.

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

[Christian Graus]

It was funnier when told about Bush, but not for political reasons, because you could believe Bush saying it.

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

[Gary Kirkham]

Christian Graus wrote:

you believed he was that stupid.

I didn't.

Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

[Yusuf]

Before O! the same joke told with B!

Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]

[Christian Graus]

I am willing to consider the possibility that he worked hard to appear stupid, to put his opponents off guard.

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

[Al Beback]

Gary Kirkham wrote:

I didn't.

Of course you didn't, Mr. Fairy Tales.

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[Gary Kirkham]

Al Beback wrote:

Mr. Fairy Tales

Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

[Brady Kelly]

It was funnier then, because I hadn't heard it before.

[Al Beback]

Gary Kirkham wrote:

Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

Jesus is dead. Dead people are incapable of love, and I'm incapable of loving dead people. I can love the memory of a dead person, but not the dead person itself. If you're referring to your imaginary friend Jesus, then tell him that if he wants my love he'll first need to deposit 100 million tax-free USD in my checking account. Then I'll be happy to kiss his invisible ass like you do.

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