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  • G Gary Kirkham

    They are not part of NATO, but they do have an embassy in Iraq, so it is conceivable that the soldiers guarding their embassy could be killed. Yah know, jokes lose their humor when you think too much about them. :)

    Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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    Synaptrik
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    Wouldn't they need some humor first to lose? Sorry, but that was pathetic. I'm all for a good Obama joke, but at least raise the bar to something requiring some thought. (Yeah, I know Gary, its Mike's joke.

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    • R Rob Graham

      You echo my thoughts and feelings. Empires rise and fall. I just hoped this one would last a bit longer that it seems it will. I guess it's China's turn again. I just hope we haven't blown our shot (as a species - I think we have as a nation) at space travel and interstellar colonization. If we're doomed to remain on this planet, then we are doomed to eventual extinction.

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      Oakman
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      It just occurred to me. Nixon was the man who opened up the American/Chinese trading 'partnership,' and he's the man who took us off the gold standard - opening the way for massive inflation.

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      • S Synaptrik

        Wouldn't they need some humor first to lose? Sorry, but that was pathetic. I'm all for a good Obama joke, but at least raise the bar to something requiring some thought. (Yeah, I know Gary, its Mike's joke.

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        Oakman
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        Synaptrik wrote:

        at least raise the bar to something requiring some thought

        Hey, I chuckled. I like word-play.

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          ... and yet this joke was posted here ages ago and used Bush. What it really highlights is how swiftly the mighty have fallen. Is this an early indication of how Obama is perceived?

          me, me, me

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          Tim Craig
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          digital man wrote:

          What it really highlights is how swiftly the mighty have fallen.

          You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes? :laugh:

          "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke

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          • O Oakman

            Synaptrik wrote:

            at least raise the bar to something requiring some thought

            Hey, I chuckled. I like word-play.

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            Synaptrik
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            I think there's plenty of material to get crafty.. Mike's just being lazy and taking the easy road. ;)

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              Wouldn't they need some humor first to lose? Sorry, but that was pathetic. I'm all for a good Obama joke, but at least raise the bar to something requiring some thought. (Yeah, I know Gary, its Mike's joke.

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              Ilion
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              Synaptrik wrote:

              Sorry, but that was pathetic.

              Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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                digital man wrote:

                What it really highlights is how swiftly the mighty have fallen.

                You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes? :laugh:

                "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke

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                Oakman
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                Tim Craig wrote:

                You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes

                Too bad they're not making jokes about LBJ's wife. That would be much more acceptable in my eyes - you could say that a post on the Bird is worth two on the Bush.

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                • I Ilion

                  Synaptrik wrote:

                  Sorry, but that was pathetic.

                  Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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                  Synaptrik
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                  Yes. I am not a Democrat.

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                  • O Oakman

                    Tim Craig wrote:

                    You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes

                    Too bad they're not making jokes about LBJ's wife. That would be much more acceptable in my eyes - you could say that a post on the Bird is worth two on the Bush.

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                    DRHuff
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                    And just how long have you been waiting to use that one? :-D

                    I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave

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                    • I Ilion

                      Synaptrik wrote:

                      Sorry, but that was pathetic.

                      Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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                      Synaptrik
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                      Or rather, does a pathetic joke stop being pathetic with a simple target change?

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                      • M Mike Gaskey

                        The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

                        Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                        Christian Graus
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                        I see the person who replaced Bush with OBAMA, used all capitals. It worked better with Bush, because, well, you believed he was that stupid.

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                          No, not really. The only thing that makes it funny is the relationship between brazilian an some very large number names, which sound similar. That combined with the vast sums of money being spent by the Obama administration makes it topical. With Bush, it would be a stretch... It really is all right to laugh at someone other than Bush you know...

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                          Christian Graus
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                          Sorry, but this did the rounds widely as a Bush joke.

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                          • I Ilion

                            Synaptrik wrote:

                            Sorry, but that was pathetic.

                            Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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                            Christian Graus
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                            It was funnier when told about Bush, but not for political reasons, because you could believe Bush saying it.

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                              I see the person who replaced Bush with OBAMA, used all capitals. It worked better with Bush, because, well, you believed he was that stupid.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                              Gary Kirkham
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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              you believed he was that stupid.

                              I didn't.

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                              • M Mike Gaskey

                                The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

                                Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                                Yusuf
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                                Before O! the same joke told with B!

                                Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]

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                                • G Gary Kirkham

                                  Christian Graus wrote:

                                  you believed he was that stupid.

                                  I didn't.

                                  Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  I am willing to consider the possibility that he worked hard to appear stupid, to put his opponents off guard.

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                                  • G Gary Kirkham

                                    Christian Graus wrote:

                                    you believed he was that stupid.

                                    I didn't.

                                    Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                                    Al Beback
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                                    Gary Kirkham wrote:

                                    I didn't.

                                    Of course you didn't, Mr. Fairy Tales.

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                                    • A Al Beback

                                      Gary Kirkham wrote:

                                      I didn't.

                                      Of course you didn't, Mr. Fairy Tales.

                                      ShamWow

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                                      Gary Kirkham
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                                      Al Beback wrote:

                                      Mr. Fairy Tales

                                      Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

                                      Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                                      • I Ilion

                                        Synaptrik wrote:

                                        Sorry, but that was pathetic.

                                        Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

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                                        Brady Kelly
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                                        It was funnier then, because I hadn't heard it before.

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                                        • G Gary Kirkham

                                          Al Beback wrote:

                                          Mr. Fairy Tales

                                          Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

                                          Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                                          Al Beback
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                                          Gary Kirkham wrote:

                                          Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

                                          Jesus is dead. Dead people are incapable of love, and I'm incapable of loving dead people. I can love the memory of a dead person, but not the dead person itself. If you're referring to your imaginary friend Jesus, then tell him that if he wants my love he'll first need to deposit 100 million tax-free USD in my checking account. Then I'll be happy to kiss his invisible ass like you do.

                                          ShamWow

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