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Oakman

It just occurred to me. Nixon was the man who opened up the American/Chinese trading 'partnership,' and he's the man who took us off the gold standard - opening the way for massive inflation.

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Oakman

Synaptrik wrote:

at least raise the bar to something requiring some thought

Hey, I chuckled. I like word-play.

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Tim Craig

digital man wrote:

What it really highlights is how swiftly the mighty have fallen.

You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes? :laugh:

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Synaptrik

I think there's plenty of material to get crafty.. Mike's just being lazy and taking the easy road. ;)

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Ilion

Synaptrik wrote:

Sorry, but that was pathetic.

Did you think it was pathetic when the very same joke was being told of Bush?

Oakman

Tim Craig wrote:

You mean Gaskey and Stan? Can't come up with a decent joke so they have to recycle Bush jokes

Too bad they're not making jokes about LBJ's wife. That would be much more acceptable in my eyes - you could say that a post on the Bird is worth two on the Bush.

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Synaptrik

Yes. I am not a Democrat.

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DRHuff

And just how long have you been waiting to use that one? :-D

I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave

Synaptrik

Or rather, does a pathetic joke stop being pathetic with a simple target change?

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Christian Graus

I see the person who replaced Bush with OBAMA, used all capitals. It worked better with Bush, because, well, you believed he was that stupid.

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Christian Graus

Sorry, but this did the rounds widely as a Bush joke.

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Christian Graus

It was funnier when told about Bush, but not for political reasons, because you could believe Bush saying it.

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Gary Kirkham

Christian Graus wrote:

you believed he was that stupid.

I didn't.

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Yusuf

Before O! the same joke told with B!

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Christian Graus

I am willing to consider the possibility that he worked hard to appear stupid, to put his opponents off guard.

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Al Beback

Gary Kirkham wrote:

I didn't.

Of course you didn't, Mr. Fairy Tales.

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Gary Kirkham

Al Beback wrote:

Mr. Fairy Tales

Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

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Brady Kelly

It was funnier then, because I hadn't heard it before.

Al Beback

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Jesus loves you, why do you keep rejecting Him?

Jesus is dead. Dead people are incapable of love, and I'm incapable of loving dead people. I can love the memory of a dead person, but not the dead person itself. If you're referring to your imaginary friend Jesus, then tell him that if he wants my love he'll first need to deposit 100 million tax-free USD in my checking account. Then I'll be happy to kiss his invisible ass like you do.

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