A dad joke
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ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - people that have this are easily distracted from the task at hand - kinda like politicians.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001What? Attention Defi... Hey! Look, a plane!
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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Thanks :-) I already would be glad if lots of people try out my new software ;-).
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You know, I spied on you the other day via your web cam. It did look like you're sitting back and waiting for the money to flow... ;)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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You know, I spied on you the other day via your web cam. It did look like you're sitting back and waiting for the money to flow... ;)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
Naaaaa, far from that. If the money will flow in, we would re-invest into more developers to make a browser version :-)
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My dad told me this one at lunch today... How many ADHD people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...Hey, wanna go on a bike ride?
Reminds me of the dog in UP!:"Hi there. My master made me this collar so I may talk- Squirrel!"
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
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Reminds me of the dog in UP!:"Hi there. My master made me this collar so I may talk- Squirrel!"
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
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-"Doctor I think I have a problem with my memory." -"From when?" -"From when what?"
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I resemble that :-D
