Weirdest interview question
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"I've never met a person who is completely politically correct. Given the multicultural nature of the modern work force, no matter how carefully measured or considered a response, there is the likelihood that one or more individuals will simply misinterpret what was said or the spirit in which the statement was made. I personally try my best not to offend when in a professional environment, but sometimes it simply cannot be avoided. Someone in the group may not have gotten their self-perceived allotment of stink-finger the night before, or a little extra breakfast made their obvious weight problem more pronounced, or any number of other factors may be affecting their mood. I'm not a f*cking mind-reader, so whatever I say may be misconstrued as pissing in their Wheaties. One last thing - I'm applying for a programming job, not running for f*cking office."
You are my hero!
Joe Programm3r wrote:
You are my hero!
Raise your bar.
"Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw later in life what you have deposited along the way." - Unknown
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I generally ask "What was the name of Hong Kong Phooey's Cat?", and "Can you name all of Trumptonshire's Fire Brigade?".
If that were the case, I'd expect a question like "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I generally ask "What was the name of Hong Kong Phooey's Cat?", and "Can you name all of Trumptonshire's Fire Brigade?".
If that were the case, I'd expect a question like "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
I like quirky, rather than textbook questions.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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"What was the name of Hong Kong Phooey's Cat?" It was 'Spot', but he had stripes.
There are two kinds of people. Those who need closure
Correct, but did you need google for this or was this from memory? BTW - nobody gets the Trumptonshire one. They always forget one.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
And an answer of, "Sugar tits, go get me some coffee, the men need to talk" ...
That would have been my pick... :) Actually, I think you can answer the question honestly and still get hired. "I've never met a person who is completely politically correct. Given the multicultural nature of the modern work force, no matter how carefully measured or considered a response, there is the likelihood that one or more individuals will simply misinterpret what was said or the spirit in which the statement was made. I personally try my best not to offend when in a professional environment, but sometimes it simply cannot be avoided. Someone in the group may not have gotten their self-perceived allotment of stink-finger the night before, or a little extra breakfast made their obvious weight problem more pronounced, or any number of other factors may be affecting their mood. I'm not a f*cking mind-reader, so whatever I say may be misconstrued as pissing in their Wheaties. One last thing - I'm applying for a programming job, not running for f*cking office."
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001But if your running for office you answer yes then ask for coffee! :laugh:
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Joe Programm3r wrote:
You are my hero!
Raise your bar.
"Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw later in life what you have deposited along the way." - Unknown
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
DavidCrow wrote:
Raise your bar.
Is that a euphemism?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I had an interview on Friday that had one of the weirdest questions I've ever had. "Do you consider yourself politically correct?" I was ready for every .NET framework and software development related question, but this one caught me completely off guard. It was every last bit of self control not to answer with what was on my mind.
"Define 'politically correct'"... "If it has anything to do with kissing someones ass, I'm not your guy..."
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
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I generally ask "What was the name of Hong Kong Phooey's Cat?", and "Can you name all of Trumptonshire's Fire Brigade?". I'm not expecting people to give me the correct answer, it's more to see how they cope with my particular mindset. We are a small team, so it's vital that I hire people who will fit in with me.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Ah,, Trumpton... Pugh, Pugh, Barney Magrew - (McGrew?), Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub :)
Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
And an answer of, "Sugar tits, go get me some coffee, the men need to talk" ...
That would have been my pick... :) Actually, I think you can answer the question honestly and still get hired. "I've never met a person who is completely politically correct. Given the multicultural nature of the modern work force, no matter how carefully measured or considered a response, there is the likelihood that one or more individuals will simply misinterpret what was said or the spirit in which the statement was made. I personally try my best not to offend when in a professional environment, but sometimes it simply cannot be avoided. Someone in the group may not have gotten their self-perceived allotment of stink-finger the night before, or a little extra breakfast made their obvious weight problem more pronounced, or any number of other factors may be affecting their mood. I'm not a f*cking mind-reader, so whatever I say may be misconstrued as pissing in their Wheaties. One last thing - I'm applying for a programming job, not running for f*cking office."
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Oh God! Stop it! It's hurts too much to laugh. :laugh: No, seriously, it does! Right now, the people around me are wondering what the hell is wrong with me.
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008 -
Correct, but did you need google for this or was this from memory? BTW - nobody gets the Trumptonshire one. They always forget one.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Hugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew Cuthbert Dibble Drub???? Hows that?? I think its nearly right and I have obviously not used google. So when do I start??
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Correct, but did you need google for this or was this from memory? BTW - nobody gets the Trumptonshire one. They always forget one.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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I generally ask "What was the name of Hong Kong Phooey's Cat?", and "Can you name all of Trumptonshire's Fire Brigade?". I'm not expecting people to give me the correct answer, it's more to see how they cope with my particular mindset. We are a small team, so it's vital that I hire people who will fit in with me.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Who is this super hero? Sarge? No! Rosemary, the telephone operator? No! Henry, the mild mannered janitor? Could be! Hong Kong Phooey, Number one super guy! Hong Kong Phooey, Quicker than the human eye! :-D Quality!
Ali
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Oh God! Stop it! It's hurts too much to laugh. :laugh: No, seriously, it does! Right now, the people around me are wondering what the hell is wrong with me.
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008And this is different then normal, how?
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Correct, but did you need google for this or was this from memory? BTW - nobody gets the Trumptonshire one. They always forget one.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pugh, Barney, McGrew Cuthbert Dibble and Grub but I have no idea who the boss was who called them to order.
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Joe Programm3r wrote:
You are my hero!
Raise your bar.
"Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw later in life what you have deposited along the way." - Unknown
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
You needn't worried about that going to my head. A bit of idol-worship is to be expected by someone in my position.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I had an interview on Friday that had one of the weirdest questions I've ever had. "Do you consider yourself politically correct?" I was ready for every .NET framework and software development related question, but this one caught me completely off guard. It was every last bit of self control not to answer with what was on my mind.
that's not so weird actualy. though it is a out right bold striaght up question. That's the problem with interviews. We all plan for the technical no matter the position as we've all heard in the past " promote your achivements". Well we're So "Pavlov'd" when it comes to interviews that some of us look like cardboard cut outs. Just for example, My roommate and I got laid offthe same time ( different Tech groups though), he was shooting high as he was in a supervisor managment position, I was shootin for what would get me into the door (as I said, two major centers closed down, so the market was flooded with IT techs looking for a job). I came in promoting myself and skills. He promoted himself and his skills, but he also showed the "personality side". Oddly enough I got the Systems admin job, and he got desksupport :p ( leads to a different story). Just like looking for a potential mate, People that do the hiring these days are looking for "the person". Most anyone program, work a server, webpage, change passwords. But few people have the right soft skills. That was one thing I noticed back in 08 when I was job hunting, the attitude was more like " ya you got IT skills like the other 100 000 jedi out there, but can you fit in? what's your personality?" One of my favourite interviews was when I was wet behind the ears straight out of college. I had an interview with a web design company. We talked alot about IT, programming, design, and then out of the blue. "Do you like Ice cream?" That was the single most derailment of thought I've ever had as I was so focused on "what I can do for you and your company". My answer still stands; "Yes, when I program I love Ice cream, and it depends on the mood I'm in for the flavour." :) and I still plan to use that in the future as a hiring question. :)
Joe Programm3r wrote:
I had an interview on Friday that had one of the weirdest questions I've ever had. "Do you consider yourself politically correct?" I was ready for every .NET framework and software development related question, but this one caught me completely off guard. It was every last bit of self control not to answer with what was on my mind.
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principals, if you don't like them… I have others.
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Correct, but did you need google for this or was this from memory? BTW - nobody gets the Trumptonshire one. They always forget one.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Hugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew Cuthbert Dibble Drub Grub
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in some states, and in the federal government, it is illegal to use political beliefs as part of the hiring decision, therefore interviewers are highly encouraged to not ask, since it opens them up to charges of discrimination.
http://employeeissues.com/discrimination_laws.htm[^] Based upon federal law and guidelines you can ask about political affiliation and it is not "discriminatory" to "not hire" based upon the applicant's answer. As for state regs prohibiting this practice, I can not speak for all 50 states. The problem is not asking the political outlook question, but that most political groups are based upon other things/issues that ARE protected, such as race, gender, yadda yadda yadda. That's why it is wise never to ask the political question. Finally, imo, the question that was asked was less a "political question" and more a gotcha/personality test question. If you look at it without the clutter of its supposed questionable legality, you will see that it is not meant to gather any information about his political leanings, but to reveal how inflexable and or nimble he is to the unexpected: a test of his leadership skills, so to speak. I consider it a stupid interview tactic. The use of this type of interview tactic fails to take into account how asking questions of this nature negatively affects the candidates preception of the company.
"My interest is in the future because I'm going to spend the rest of my life there." - Charles F. Kettering
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Oh God! Stop it! It's hurts too much to laugh. :laugh: No, seriously, it does! Right now, the people around me are wondering what the hell is wrong with me.
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008I saw Gran Torino last night, so I'm feeling a bit Eastwood-ish. After seeing the free exchange of racial epithets in that movie, my soul is revitalized in the knowledge that real people can be accurately portrayed in the movies. :) "Listen, eggroll..." ROTFLMFAO!
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
DavidCrow wrote:
Raise your bar.
Is that a euphemism?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
Is that a euphemism?
Henry, I think you might need to take some more Dried Frog Pills and lay down in a dark room! :-D
Ali