Help with server name [modified]

[Lost User]

It runs Windows not Solaris.

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Tsar Bomba.

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[Marc Clifton]

puromtec1 wrote:

Our client just dropped 50k on a server. Dell I believe. Any server name ideas?

YouBreakItYouBuyIt. ;) Marc

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

It ain't a mac. :)

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[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

Diamond, how else can one years salary last ... less than a year.

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[Single Step Debugger]

Stanislaw Lem? :)

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[CPallini]

puromtec1 wrote:

Our client just dropped 50k on a server

puromtec1 wrote:

Dell I believe.

puromtec1 wrote:

Any server name ideas?

'UNBELIEVABLE' :-D

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[Brady Kelly]

Last client I worked at where naming was democratic, we named all four local servers after female porn stars. Even the one female director loved this. I still fondly (:suss:) remember our dev server, later to become the porn server, being named Jenna. :)

[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

The network admin was named Ron?

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[Single Step Debugger]

I always thought that “Konjunktivit” is a great server name.

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[Brady Kelly]

Choronzon. I dare you. After that, Erisia, my domain, but hey, in hounor of Eris, I'll suggest a sister server wherever you are with the same name as mine. BYW, Eris is irresistible, especially manifest in modern interpretations.

[Lost User]

Hehe, I haven't read any of his stuff in a long time.

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[Tim Carmichael]

As boring as it may seem, our servers are named for the 3 character site name, 'SNT' for server - NT based, and then the next available 3 digit number. Retired server names are put back in the hat for later use. xxxSNT037, xxxSNT050, etc... Tim

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Our new biggie is called Megatron (not my idea, I hasten to add).

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[Dave Kreskowiak]

"The$50,000Box'O'Garbage". I wouldn't trust a Dell as far as I could throw it. THe last Dell server I unboxed required a replace RAID controller, power supply, and motherboard, all the in the first 3 days it was powered up.

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[DABBee]

Armageddon. (ripped off)

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[Zhat]

How about: " "

[puromtec1]

I rank this one right above the last client suggestion: "TheBlackBox"--not joking.