Programming Terms
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OriginalGriff wrote:
How about Blue code - for code with f*ing stupid bugs in it
Apologies for the seeming plagiarism; I should have read more posts before replying.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
No prob: easy to do! :laugh:
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No prob: easy to do! :laugh:
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones
So I can steal more of your ideas? Great! :):):)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Smelly poo?
Oh dear, another incontinent incompetent in-a-bad-place little child voted me down for saying 'poo'? I hope you get another wife besides your mother before you catch your sister's clamidia from your father.
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Oh dear, another incontinent incompetent in-a-bad-place little child voted me down for saying 'poo'? I hope you get another wife besides your mother before you catch your sister's clamidia from your father.
Come now child, you're making me feel more smug than I did earlier you stupid poes.
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Come now child, you're making me feel more smug than I did earlier you stupid poes.
That's 111, so far, which is OK, but you need a couple of zeroes interspersed. (It wasn't me, BTW)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's 111, so far, which is OK, but you need a couple of zeroes interspersed. (It wasn't me, BTW)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
(It wasn't me, BTW)
Duh!
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I introduced a colleague to the term "Bobby Tables" the other day, after a discussion about SQL input sanitisation. http://xkcd.com/327/[^] And an electronics engineer friend commented the other day that he used to understand computers when he did "Narrow Code" - meaning assembler - but didn't understand all of this "Wide Code" that I wrote. We also have the term "Green Code" for code comments. Do you have any strange terms for programming / computer related things?
"...there's what people want to hear, there's what people want to believe, there's everything else, THEN there's the truth!" - New York D.A., The International
My group uses the term "flush and fill" to stand for reformatting and reinstalling the OS. We make commercial ink-jet printing systems. Occasionally you have to 'flush' the ink handling hardware with a cleaning fluid, and then re'fill' it from the supply tank to remove clogs and contaminants.
Software Zen:
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I introduced a colleague to the term "Bobby Tables" the other day, after a discussion about SQL input sanitisation. http://xkcd.com/327/[^] And an electronics engineer friend commented the other day that he used to understand computers when he did "Narrow Code" - meaning assembler - but didn't understand all of this "Wide Code" that I wrote. We also have the term "Green Code" for code comments. Do you have any strange terms for programming / computer related things?
"...there's what people want to hear, there's what people want to believe, there's everything else, THEN there's the truth!" - New York D.A., The International
Wags wrote:
Do you have any strange terms for programming / computer related things?
"Code complete" for code we think meets the requirements or spec. In reality, the code is junk because the end users changed their mind the moment that the developers started working, and of course, did not update the specs :D
Erik Westermann - ArtOfBabel.com - Systems Integration Magazine
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Mark Wallace wrote:
(It wasn't me, BTW)
Duh!
Brady Kelly wrote:
Mark Wallace wrote:(It wasn't me, BTW) Duh!
Well, you never know what people might think. Messengers do get killed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I introduced a colleague to the term "Bobby Tables" the other day, after a discussion about SQL input sanitisation. http://xkcd.com/327/[^] And an electronics engineer friend commented the other day that he used to understand computers when he did "Narrow Code" - meaning assembler - but didn't understand all of this "Wide Code" that I wrote. We also have the term "Green Code" for code comments. Do you have any strange terms for programming / computer related things?
"...there's what people want to hear, there's what people want to believe, there's everything else, THEN there's the truth!" - New York D.A., The International
Wags wrote:
We also have the term "Green Code" for code comments.
Hmmm, I just call them "comments".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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