What is your dream job?
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I want a job that 0) Regularly challenges me 1) Provides reasonable monetary compensation 2) Provides the opportunity to work from home 3) Provides decent hardware to work on (fast CPU, 8GB RAM, dual 22-inch monitors) 4) Isn't shy about buying the dev tools or code libraries needed to do the job (in a timely fashion) 5) Allows me to be an admin on my computer 6) Doesn't bog me down with frequent (and often pointless) meetings 7) Doesn't require me to be a politician 8) That I can spend enough time at not to be "the new guy".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Do they have a vacancy for a back scrubber?
I haven't checked, but after I finish the fronts, you can assist with the backs.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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The host of The Amazing Race!
--Mike-- Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam
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Towel Boy at the YWCA.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
Towel Boy at the YWCA.
Then you must learn to sing this song. YMCA - Village People[^]
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