JOTD
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ohh...actually I got it from an email too...but I got only upto what I posted...
Probably just a little Friday the 13th bad luck.
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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ohh...actually I got it from an email too...but I got only upto what I posted...
You need to go back to the VB forum and refresh your cut and paste skills. i can see it now - How do I highlight the entire message :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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You need to go back to the VB forum and refresh your cut and paste skills. i can see it now - How do I highlight the entire message :laugh::laugh::laugh:
Nah...I said I 'got' upto what I posted....could not get it beyond that ;P
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Not even mildly funny. Or may be I'm just lacking humour. :|
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
lacking humour
I would say we are at different level :)
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Nah...I said I 'got' upto what I posted....could not get it beyond that ;P
Ah, run out of room on the mouse pad? Happens to me ALL the time. ;P
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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I just got this joke a while back in an email. I'm pretty sure you botched it. There was supposed to be an actual punchline at the end. The ending you present is really just like the other 8 husbands, and so nothing new is presented by the ending. That's pretty much required for this joke to work. Oh, look, I found it. I'll paste it here:
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the
"GOVERNMENT"
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
:laugh: Much better than the one that was posted earlier.
Cédric Moonen Software developer
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more like a JOTLC
Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v serverelaborate it :laugh:
TVMU^P[[IGIOQHG^JSH`A#@`RFJ\c^JPL>;"[,*/|+&WLEZGc`AFXc!L %^]*IRXD#@GKCQ`R\^SF_WcHbORY87֦ʻ6ϣN8ȤBcRAV\Z^&SU~%CSWQ@#2 W_AD`EPABIKRDFVS)EVLQK)JKQUFK[M`UKs*$GwU#QDXBER@CBN% R0~53%eYrd8mt^7Z6]iTF+(EWfJ9zaK-iTV.C\y<pjxsg-b$f4ia>
----------------------------------------------- 128 bit encrypted signature, crack if you can
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elaborate it :laugh:
TVMU^P[[IGIOQHG^JSH`A#@`RFJ\c^JPL>;"[,*/|+&WLEZGc`AFXc!L %^]*IRXD#@GKCQ`R\^SF_WcHbORY87֦ʻ6ϣN8ȤBcRAV\Z^&SU~%CSWQ@#2 W_AD`EPABIKRDFVS)EVLQK)JKQUFK[M`UKs*$GwU#QDXBER@CBN% R0~53%eYrd8mt^7Z6]iTF+(EWfJ9zaK-iTV.C\y<pjxsg-b$f4ia>
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Joke of the Last Century (as opposed to "Joke of the day")
Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server -
Ah, run out of room on the mouse pad? Happens to me ALL the time. ;P
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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*epiphany* Wait a second... if I turn the mouse 180 degrees, I can then move it upward to make the mouse move downward on the screen. If I undo that rotation when I reach the top of the pad and repeat as necessary, I have a mouse pad that is unlimited in virtual size! :laugh:
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.