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  • R ragnaroknrol

    You boil hot dogs. Eat them and save the water you boiled them in to use as soup for the next days sole meal.

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    Mladen Jankovic
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    Ok, you win! :)

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    • F fly904

      .. you think digestive biscuits dipped in condensed milk constitutes as a meal.

      If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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      Dalek Dave
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      When I was at Uni, a good meal was beans on toast, on a poor day it was bean on toast.

      ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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      • F fly904

        .. you think digestive biscuits dipped in condensed milk constitutes as a meal.

        If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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        thrakazog
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        For a while in college McDonalds was running their 29 cent burger special. ".....Yes, you got my order right. I'll take 30." That'll last about a week.

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        • F fly904

          .. you think digestive biscuits dipped in condensed milk constitutes as a meal.

          If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Can't you get free condiment packets? :confused: My typical dinner while in college and working part-time was: Take two hot dogs, cut them up. Boil them. Add frozen peas. Add Minute Rice to soak up the water. Top with shredded cheese. Enjoy.

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            Can't you get free condiment packets? :confused: My typical dinner while in college and working part-time was: Take two hot dogs, cut them up. Boil them. Add frozen peas. Add Minute Rice to soak up the water. Top with shredded cheese. Enjoy.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Plain noodles and a chicken oxo cube.

            ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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            • F fly904

              .. you think digestive biscuits dipped in condensed milk constitutes as a meal.

              If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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              Gary R Wheeler
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              <old_man_mode> Back in my school days, grocery shopping consisted of a pound of coffee, a ten pound bag of potatoes, and a carton of cigarettes. </old_man_mode> No wonder that when I graduated from college I weighed less than I did when I graduated from high school.

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              • F fly904

                .. you think digestive biscuits dipped in condensed milk constitutes as a meal.

                If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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                _Damian S_
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                When I was at uni I ate so much packet pasta alfredo (pour the packet in, add a bit of milk and butter and put in microwave). For protein I would add a tin of tuna to the mix. In winter, I would make a litre of soup (packet mix of course) and add some frozen vegies to it... To this day I can't eat pasta alfredo any more...

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                • _ _Damian S_

                  When I was at uni I ate so much packet pasta alfredo (pour the packet in, add a bit of milk and butter and put in microwave). For protein I would add a tin of tuna to the mix. In winter, I would make a litre of soup (packet mix of course) and add some frozen vegies to it... To this day I can't eat pasta alfredo any more...

                  I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                  Tomas Brennan
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                  Open a tin of baked beans and eat it cold scooping it out with a spoon, cos you couldn't afford to put it on the cooker (or that the cooker was busted/gone manky with burnt food stuck to it) :-D oh and also.... Buy 3 pints for the price of 2 and drink it in one go....and generally act stupid afterwards.... :laugh: my 2 cents... Tom

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    When I was at Uni, a good meal was beans on toast, on a poor day it was bean on toast.

                    ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                    FyreWyrm
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                    You had toast!? You were rich! All I had was bean.

                    Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Plain noodles and a chicken oxo cube.

                      ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      I bought a fold out table ($30), an electric burner ($30), and had a pot from home ($Free). I'd cook with that... beans, potatoes, veggies, fish, whatever. I even opened my window and used my fan and air purifier to make sure the fire alarm didn't go off. We weren't technically supposed to have things capable of burning the dorms down in our rooms, but I had little choice... my stomach called out to me and I had to listen. And only once did I burn something enough to set off the fire alarm and get the entire fire deparment called out. :rolleyes:

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                      • F fly904

                        .. you think digestive biscuits dipped in condensed milk constitutes as a meal.

                        If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                        ...alcoholic jelly and ice cream seems like a great idea for lunch on a weekday. :rolleyes:

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