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  • S swjam

    mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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    Mark_Wallace
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    George for desktops, and Mel (those in the know will know why) for laptops. I'm currently using George VIII and IX, and Mel 6 and 7.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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      (Al) Capone (Bugsy) Malone Teflon (Don) Gotti Obama Pelosi Rahm

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        (Al) Capone (Bugsy) Malone Teflon (Don) Gotti Obama Pelosi Rahm

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        you're classifying your current president amongst bank robbers? :omg: :doh:

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        • S swjam

          mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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          Mine are planets Mars (my desktop) Venus (my wife's desktop) Mercury (my web server) Uranus (my laptop - I get a kick out of telling people "I'm using uranus to code" - okay - that's kinda puerile, but it makes me laugh) Jupiter (my NAS) Saturn ( my HTPC)

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          • S swjam

            you're classifying your current president amongst bank robbers? :omg: :doh:

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            Yeah - you don't see the parallels? BTW, you'd have a lot more names to pick from if you switched to crooked politicians as a naming convention.

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Mine are planets Mars (my desktop) Venus (my wife's desktop) Mercury (my web server) Uranus (my laptop - I get a kick out of telling people "I'm using uranus to code" - okay - that's kinda puerile, but it makes me laugh) Jupiter (my NAS) Saturn ( my HTPC)

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              swjam
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              :) so you're planning to have at most only 9 home computers max? i'm disappointed in you, i was expecting glock, smith, wesson, kalashnikov :)

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              • S swjam

                mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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                At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • S swjam

                  mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Titch Had to add on Simon and Garfunkle recently, any new ones will be named Peter, Paul and Mary.

                  ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                  • S swjam

                    :) so you're planning to have at most only 9 home computers max? i'm disappointed in you, i was expecting glock, smith, wesson, kalashnikov :)

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    8?

                    ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                    • S swjam

                      mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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                      Dan_Martin
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                      I've only got one. I think it's called "localhost". Sometimes I call it much ruder things, though.

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                      • S swjam

                        :) so you're planning to have at most only 9 home computers max? i'm disappointed in you, i was expecting glock, smith, wesson, kalashnikov :)

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                        It's too much of a hassle to change, but if I did, I'd use Remmington, Colt, Springfield, Winchester, Sharps, Henry, and Marlin before using any of the foreign makes...

                        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                          8?

                          ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                          swjam
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                          oh riiiight pluto, am not too politically correct on a friday. :rolleyes:

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                            8?

                            ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                            Nine if you could Plutoid.

                            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                              At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...

                              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                              Terminal illnesses for terminal servers... makes perfect sense.

                              [Forum Guidelines]

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                                I've only got one. I think it's called "localhost". Sometimes I call it much ruder things, though.

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                                swjam
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                                been there done that

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                                  Nine if you could Plutoid.

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Well many more in that case! Sedna and Makemake, Eris and Ceres, not to mention Cruithne Then there are all the fictional ones...Vulcan, Gallifrey, Dune etc.

                                  ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                                  • S swjam

                                    mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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                                    Russell Jones
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                                    I've got Greyarea, KillingTime and MeatF***er My domain is called TheCulture

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                                      At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...

                                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...

                                      The servers here are named after composers, so when I write example code, I use the names "Lizst" and "Brahms", but not necessarily in that order. You probably need to be English, to get that one.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • S swjam

                                        mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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                                        Lost User
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                                        I name my computer as AgileMouse RedCarpet WhiteCollar BlackCode OmCodeReview LastBreath .....i just join 2 words that come to my mind when a name is required

                                        Ravie Busie Coding is my birth-right and bugs are part of feature my code has!

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                                        • S swjam

                                          mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs

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                                          Ian Shlasko
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                                          I name them after characters and worlds in my novels... I've gone through plenty of names in the past, but my current ones are: Weven desktop = Orp XP desktop = PrameKlen Laptop = Rikket Netbook = Nwerp NAS = Rotai

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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