what do you name your computers?

[realJSOP]

At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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[Dalek Dave]

Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Titch Had to add on Simon and Garfunkle recently, any new ones will be named Peter, Paul and Mary.

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[Dalek Dave]

8?

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[Dan_Martin]

I've only got one. I think it's called "localhost". Sometimes I call it much ruder things, though.

[realJSOP]

It's too much of a hassle to change, but if I did, I'd use Remmington, Colt, Springfield, Winchester, Sharps, Henry, and Marlin before using any of the foreign makes...

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[swjam]

oh riiiight pluto, am not too politically correct on a friday. :rolleyes:

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[realJSOP]

Nine if you could Plutoid.

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[AspDotNetDev]

Terminal illnesses for terminal servers... makes perfect sense.

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[swjam]

been there done that

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[Dalek Dave]

Well many more in that case! Sedna and Makemake, Eris and Ceres, not to mention Cruithne Then there are all the fictional ones...Vulcan, Gallifrey, Dune etc.

------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

[Russell Jones]

I've got Greyarea, KillingTime and MeatF***er My domain is called TheCulture

[Mark_Wallace]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...

The servers here are named after composers, so when I write example code, I use the names "Lizst" and "Brahms", but not necessarily in that order. You probably need to be English, to get that one.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

I name my computer as AgileMouse RedCarpet WhiteCollar BlackCode OmCodeReview LastBreath .....i just join 2 words that come to my mind when a name is required

Ravie Busie Coding is my birth-right and bugs are part of feature my code has!

[Ian Shlasko]

I name them after characters and worlds in my novels... I've gone through plenty of names in the past, but my current ones are: Weven desktop = Orp XP desktop = PrameKlen Laptop = Rikket Netbook = Nwerp NAS = Rotai

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

[Paul Watson]

APPL-W87472LV1C9 I didn't name it, IT did. They used to name computers after Irish islands but ran out and swapped to the above craziness for "asset tracking" purposes. Never mind that an asset tracker will work as well off the string "inishlar" as the string "APPL-W87472LV1C9".

cheers, Paul M. Watson.

[daniilzol]

black (for black case, at one time was thinking of blackpearl, but that's a "she" name, my computer is a "he") akira (24/7 rig) silo (fileserver) htpc (obvious) Don't remember what I called my netbook, also used raptor in the past for my main pc.

[cjb110]

NAS: Stryfe Main PC: Graymalkin Laptop: Domino Mobile: Syrin Tablet: Phoenix (it died once:() Mac Mini: Juggernaut Router: Xavier When gaming I use Cable, so it all fits:)

[Dan Neely]

A64-3800, A64-4200, i7-920, AcerLaptop, MsiWind, and SylisticTablet.

3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

[Fatbuddha 1]

We in our work named then according to dead scientists. My working Pcs are called Einstein, Podolsky, Rosen (The experiment :) ) Cheers

You have the thought that modern physics just relay on assumptions, that somehow depends on a smile of a cat, which isn’t there.( Albert Einstein)

[Luc Pattyn]

and Wasp and Corot and ... for all your exocomputers. :)

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