what do you name your computers?
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At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
At one of my jobs, the servers were all named after terminal illnesses - Ebola, ChickenPox, Massa, Anthrax, HIV, etc...
The servers here are named after composers, so when I write example code, I use the names "Lizst" and "Brahms", but not necessarily in that order. You probably need to be English, to get that one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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I name them after characters and worlds in my novels... I've gone through plenty of names in the past, but my current ones are: Weven desktop = Orp XP desktop = PrameKlen Laptop = Rikket Netbook = Nwerp NAS = Rotai
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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APPL-W87472LV1C9 I didn't name it, IT did. They used to name computers after Irish islands but ran out and swapped to the above craziness for "asset tracking" purposes. Never mind that an asset tracker will work as well off the string "inishlar" as the string "APPL-W87472LV1C9".
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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We in our work named then according to dead scientists. My working Pcs are called Einstein, Podolsky, Rosen (The experiment :) ) Cheers
You have the thought that modern physics just relay on assumptions, that somehow depends on a smile of a cat, which isn’t there.( Albert Einstein)
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Well many more in that case! Sedna and Makemake, Eris and Ceres, not to mention Cruithne Then there are all the fictional ones...Vulcan, Gallifrey, Dune etc.
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and Wasp and Corot and ... for all your exocomputers. :)
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Well many more in that case! Sedna and Makemake, Eris and Ceres, not to mention Cruithne Then there are all the fictional ones...Vulcan, Gallifrey, Dune etc.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
Dalek Dave wrote:
Then there are all the fictional ones [...] Gallifrey [...]
WHAT!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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I've only got one. I think it's called "localhost". Sometimes I call it much ruder things, though.
I named all my computers "localhost", keeping things simple. :)
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you're classifying your current president amongst bank robbers? :omg: :doh:
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swjam wrote:
you're classifying your current president amongst bank robbers?
Have you read Matt Taibbi's article in the current Rolling Stone issue? Seems fair to classify Obama with bank robbers.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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At my home, I name it based on machine type: TheiMac TheMacBook ThePCIBuilt1 TheHPLaptop At work, all the employee workstations are based on first name and last initial (if required). The server are named as per their utility: filestore, devvmhost prodvmhost, exchange, support etc. I name my test VMs based on their configuration: tw2003sql2005, tw2008R2sqll2008, tw2008oracle11g, twvista and so on.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Then there are all the fictional ones [...] Gallifrey [...]
WHAT!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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My plugcomputer is
Dee Dee
[^]. :)If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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Mozart Beethoven Haydn Liszt Stravinsky Khachaturian Mahler Looks like I have a ways to go before I get to Lennon, McCartney or Dylan
SS => Qualified in Submarines "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". Winston Churchill "Real programmers can write FORTRAN in any language". Unknown
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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mine's dillinger, kelly and nelson. it occured to me since i am buying a new one and i couldn't think of another name that belongs
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