Ooh what a shiner
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
You need to work on this story. First, don't say he punched you, but rather say you hit him in the hand with your face. Second, don't dwell on your shiner, but stress the significant (although unverified) damage your face inflicted on his poor hand. :-D [edit] You could even make a film of the incident - 'Faces of Fury', Starring DD. :laugh: [/edit]
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 9:40 AM
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You need to work on this story. First, don't say he punched you, but rather say you hit him in the hand with your face. Second, don't dwell on your shiner, but stress the significant (although unverified) damage your face inflicted on his poor hand. :-D [edit] You could even make a film of the incident - 'Faces of Fury', Starring DD. :laugh: [/edit]
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 9:40 AM
What, and leave himself open for a law suit? :laugh:
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
Dalek Dave wrote:
New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye.
Rough night with the wifey, eh? I guess anything CAN happen! Marc
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Dalek Dave wrote:
New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye.
Rough night with the wifey, eh? I guess anything CAN happen! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
She must not have liked the haircut. Either that, or his, er, 'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
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She must not have liked the haircut. Either that, or his, er, 'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
Software Zen:
delete this;
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'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
After marriage, nothing is impure. It's the intention part that seems to become, shall I say, problematic? Marc
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
After marriage, nothing is impure. It's the intention part that seems to become, shall I say, problematic? Marc
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I'd say that would depend on the intention... :rolleyes:
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I'd say that would depend on the intention... :rolleyes:
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My point exactly.
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
It's not safe getting between a man and his wife. Domestic disturbances are the most dangerous calls that Police respond to.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read
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It's not safe getting between a man and his wife. Domestic disturbances are the most dangerous calls that Police respond to.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read
My dad was perhaps the opposite of the wisest person in the world but one of the things he told me was that if I ever step in during an argument between a man and his wife; I should be ready to fight.
And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
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Dalek Dave wrote:
A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face.
You got lucky! Davey boy you should know that if a couple is arguing in public not to get involved! It could have been a lot worse!
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Yup he only got smacked in the face, if the wife had got involved he could be singing soprano. Never piss off the fairer sex - they are NOT.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
you didnt smack him back? bryce
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you didnt smack him back? bryce
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bryce wrote:
you didnt smack him back?
Perhaps you missed the part where he said, "I awoke with a Shiner." :)
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My dad was perhaps the opposite of the wisest person in the world but one of the things he told me was that if I ever step in during an argument between a man and his wife; I should be ready to fight.
And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
Chris Austin wrote:
I should be ready to fight.
and then some...
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read
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bryce wrote:
you didnt smack him back?
Perhaps you missed the part where he said, "I awoke with a Shiner." :)
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no i read that :) Bryce
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
While your intent was honorable, and commendable, I strongly suggest that you learn to duck. I've stuck my nose in domestic issues like this a couple of times and found, much to my surprise, that if he doesn't attack you, she will. No matter how helpful you're trying to be, you become the bad guy in both their dysfunctional little minds. Still, I wouldn't hesitate to do it again... Good job! :-D
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
Sounds like you need to learn how to practice the "Art of Peace" (a.k.a. Aikido). You might want to study it for the long term. In the future, anticipate the same thing happening, and then react appropriately. "To injure an opponent is to injure yourself. To control aggression without inflicting injury is the Art of Peace" -- Morihei Ueshiba Kind regards, ~ d :cool:
David
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Yup he only got smacked in the face, if the wife had got involved he could be singing soprano. Never piss off the fairer sex - they are NOT.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Yup he only got smacked in the face, if the wife had got involved he could be singing soprano.
That's signature material! :laugh:
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Chris Austin wrote:
I should be ready to fight.
and then some...
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read
