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  • L LittleYellowBird

    Jim Crafton wrote:

    I'm just a man.

    I'm so glad you fully understand :-D :thumbsup:

    Ali

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    To quote the great new man Cartman: "Get back in the kitchen and make me a pie!"


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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    • M Media2r

      JSOP rang a bell as an acronym besides serving as a reference to Mr. VB HimSelf, so I looked it up[^]. One definition entry kindda jumped off of the screen, I'll omit which one it was... //L

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      Was he in the Canadian army?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      • J Jim Crafton

        I have no idea. Actually, yeah it was this time, but I don't know if that's "normal" or not. I've given up trying to help with this one. I've bought all sorts of different coffee here in NYC, and none of it meets her standards. Granted when we do go to Poland, they do have good coffee there, but I find it somewhat hard to understand how *nothing* in the US is up to snuff. Oh well, chalk it up to one of life's little mysteries :)

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        Keith Barrow
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        You think that's bad, you should try being English and trying to get a decent cup of tea. Once you are out of the UK it's seemingly impossible.

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        • J Jim Crafton

          You should be ashamed! That's a massive loss of man points right there - consult with JSOP to confirm the exact amount. What's next? An admission that you drink hot cocoa? :)

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          realJSOP
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          I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          • N Nish Nishant

            Jim Crafton wrote:

            consult with JSOP to confirm the exact amount.

            We still consult him on "manly" affairs? I thought he merely served as CP's resident Azure fanboy as well as the occasional butt of VB jokes these days :rolleyes:

            Regards, Nish


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            My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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            realJSOP
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            We still consult him on "manly" affairs?

            Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\

            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            I thought he merely served as CP's resident Azure fanboy

            Nope, just seeing if I can win a Kindle. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered. That's part of being an American man, only interested in "what's in it for me".

            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            as well as the occasional butt of VB jokes these days

            Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
            -----
            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              Simon P Stevens
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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies

              -1 man point for being concerned about offending pansies. :laugh:

              Simon

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              • S Simon P Stevens

                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies

                -1 man point for being concerned about offending pansies. :laugh:

                Simon

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                realJSOP
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                If I offend the wrong pansy, I'll get banned, and then you guys will be without a role model. That means I'm more concerned with making sure that men will remain men, so + 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 points for looking out for those less fortunate than I. Face it - you guys need me around.

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • S Simon P Stevens

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies

                  -1 man point for being concerned about offending pansies. :laugh:

                  Simon

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  Ballsy! +5 points for calling him out and correcting him!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    We still consult him on "manly" affairs?

                    Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\

                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    I thought he merely served as CP's resident Azure fanboy

                    Nope, just seeing if I can win a Kindle. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered. That's part of being an American man, only interested in "what's in it for me".

                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    as well as the occasional butt of VB jokes these days

                    Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\

                    Yeah, we all know that India's one billion population is either female or if male of the effeminate cross dressing variety :rolleyes:

                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.

                    Once you move out of VB, should the rest of us expect a major backlash? :omg:

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      Ballsy! +5 points for calling him out and correcting him!

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      realJSOP
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                      But he didn't think it through, which means he's thinking like a man, so +5 points for him (he would have received 10 if he hadn't put his life at risk in the process).

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                        I'm just a man.

                        I'm so glad you fully understand :-D :thumbsup:

                        Ali

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        #30

                        Trust me, I've been quite well edjumacated on that particular topic. I now defer to her Highness on all matters :)

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        • N Nish Nishant

                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\

                          Yeah, we all know that India's one billion population is either female or if male of the effeminate cross dressing variety :rolleyes:

                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.

                          Once you move out of VB, should the rest of us expect a major backlash? :omg:

                          Regards, Nish


                          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                          My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                          realJSOP
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                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          Once you move out of VB, should the rest of us expect a major backlash?

                          Actually, you should expect it at any time. I will retaliate when it's convenient.

                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

                            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

                            Yeah, I haven't started that yet. I need to let that percolate in the brain for a bit more. You wouldn't happen to have a larger image of the beast would you?

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            • J Jim Crafton

                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

                              Yeah, I haven't started that yet. I need to let that percolate in the brain for a bit more. You wouldn't happen to have a larger image of the beast would you?

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              realJSOP
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                              I actually found the original picture I scanned way back in 1995 (it was in the same envelope as the other pictures I posted). I'll scan it tonight at 1200 dpi and make it available to you to download (it will be fairly huge).

                              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I actually found the original picture I scanned way back in 1995 (it was in the same envelope as the other pictures I posted). I'll scan it tonight at 1200 dpi and make it available to you to download (it will be fairly huge).

                                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                OK, sounds good!

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  I consume whole beans

                                  Beans fall in two when roasted. Doesn't taste bad, especially with Sambuca :)

                                  I are Troll :suss:

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                                    I just smelled what was in the coffee pot. I'm pretty sure this is *way* beyond expresso. I think this might be a completely new substance.

                                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                    Confirmation[^]

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      We still consult him on "manly" affairs?

                                      Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\

                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      I thought he merely served as CP's resident Azure fanboy

                                      Nope, just seeing if I can win a Kindle. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered. That's part of being an American man, only interested in "what's in it for me".

                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      as well as the occasional butt of VB jokes these days

                                      Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.

                                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      American man

                                      Isn't that an oxymoron? //L

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                                        Good God man, do you realize the consequences for dissecting your significant others process of coffee making? You are an inch from homeless...

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                                        EliottA wrote:

                                        You are an inch from homeless...

                                        Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc

                                        Will work for food. Interacx

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?

                                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                          -----
                                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          grind them in my throat

                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          by flexing my testicles

                                          That must have been some hiccup John!

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