Coffee
-
I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies
-1 man point for being concerned about offending pansies. :laugh:
Simon
-
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies
-1 man point for being concerned about offending pansies. :laugh:
Simon
If I offend the wrong pansy, I'll get banned, and then you guys will be without a role model. That means I'm more concerned with making sure that men will remain men, so + 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 points for looking out for those less fortunate than I. Face it - you guys need me around.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies
-1 man point for being concerned about offending pansies. :laugh:
Simon
Ballsy! +5 points for calling him out and correcting him!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
-
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
We still consult him on "manly" affairs?
Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I thought he merely served as CP's resident Azure fanboy
Nope, just seeing if I can win a Kindle. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered. That's part of being an American man, only interested in "what's in it for me".
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
as well as the occasional butt of VB jokes these days
Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\
Yeah, we all know that India's one billion population is either female or if male of the effeminate cross dressing variety :rolleyes:
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.
Once you move out of VB, should the rest of us expect a major backlash? :omg:
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link -
Ballsy! +5 points for calling him out and correcting him!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
But he didn't think it through, which means he's thinking like a man, so +5 points for him (he would have received 10 if he hadn't put his life at risk in the process).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Jim Crafton wrote:
I'm just a man.
I'm so glad you fully understand :-D :thumbsup:
Ali
Trust me, I've been quite well edjumacated on that particular topic. I now defer to her Highness on all matters :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
-
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\
Yeah, we all know that India's one billion population is either female or if male of the effeminate cross dressing variety :rolleyes:
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.
Once you move out of VB, should the rest of us expect a major backlash? :omg:
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com linkNishant Sivakumar wrote:
Once you move out of VB, should the rest of us expect a major backlash?
Actually, you should expect it at any time. I will retaliate when it's convenient.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
Yeah, I haven't started that yet. I need to let that percolate in the brain for a bit more. You wouldn't happen to have a larger image of the beast would you?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
-
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
Yeah, I haven't started that yet. I need to let that percolate in the brain for a bit more. You wouldn't happen to have a larger image of the beast would you?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
I actually found the original picture I scanned way back in 1995 (it was in the same envelope as the other pictures I posted). I'll scan it tonight at 1200 dpi and make it available to you to download (it will be fairly huge).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
I actually found the original picture I scanned way back in 1995 (it was in the same envelope as the other pictures I posted). I'll scan it tonight at 1200 dpi and make it available to you to download (it will be fairly huge).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001OK, sounds good!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
-
I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
I just smelled what was in the coffee pot. I'm pretty sure this is *way* beyond expresso. I think this might be a completely new substance.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
-
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
We still consult him on "manly" affairs?
Only the individuals that want to ensure their manliness do. Most of the Indians don't, though (you can read that any way you'd like).\
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I thought he merely served as CP's resident Azure fanboy
Nope, just seeing if I can win a Kindle. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered. That's part of being an American man, only interested in "what's in it for me".
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
as well as the occasional butt of VB jokes these days
Yeah, and don't think for a minute that I'm not keeping score.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Good God man, do you realize the consequences for dissecting your significant others process of coffee making? You are an inch from homeless...
Check out the CodeProject forum Guidelines[^] The original soapbox 1.0 is back![^]
EliottA wrote:
You are an inch from homeless...
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
-
I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
You think that's bad, you should try being English and trying to get a decent cup of tea. Once you are out of the UK it's seemingly impossible.
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
Curiously the best cup of tea I ever had was an Earl Grey in Berlin of all places. I thought the universe was about to end. But then when travelling back to my hotel I found the S-Bahn was running on time so things thankfully balanced out.
10110011001111101010101000001000001101001010001010100000100000101000001000111100010110001011001011
-
Media2r wrote:
Isn't that an oxymoron?
Not in Texas! :-D
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link -
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
You jest, but I think that's a real possibility!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
-
No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
EliottA wrote:
You are an inch from homeless...
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
Marc Clifton wrote:
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad!
Exactly! No homeless ever worried about mortgage or college tuition. :)
My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"
