What I really need is a droid...
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Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)I'd like to see that response in binary please, no english here!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Anything specific you're trying to do?
I want to do a nice exploding firework effect; there are a few things online which do that sort of thing, but I'd rather re-invent the wheel (quite probably coming up with something inferior and square shaped) in this case to engage the grey matter and learn something.
Ahh, sorry, that's beyond where I went with it, I mainly just did shaders for image manipulation.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.
If you're looking to learn how to create shaders, rather than a recipe book of precreated ones, this one's[^] pretty good.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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If you're looking to learn how to create shaders, rather than a recipe book of precreated ones, this one's[^] pretty good.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Ah, ta - I shall have looksee.
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Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)Ian Shlasko wrote:
if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"
Now we know what really happened to them. They got vaporated because 3PO didn't do his job...
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I'd like to see that response in binary please, no english here!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Sorry, I'm far too lazy to write another text-to-binary converter right now... I do that now and then, but I never seem to actually save it for later use.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"
Now we know what really happened to them. They got vaporated because 3PO didn't do his job...
Gah, I've said too much! The secret's out!
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel) -
Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)Ian Shlasko wrote:
"Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"
looks like he needed a droid that could speak 36K modem
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
"Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"
looks like he needed a droid that could speak 36K modem
Yes, then every conversation would end with: +++ATH0 NO CARRIER It'd be like the MCP in Tron... "End of line."
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel) -
...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.
martin_hughes wrote:
* Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture.
I always had the same objection, because my moisture vaporator included only a simple Boolean switch, which popped out when the moisture vaporisation level was at apogee. Maybe the more complex models have a two-way switch, which maintains the maximised moisture vaporisationment level -- for decorative mural facade disencollagement, and the like.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!