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  • M Marc Clifton

    When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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    Jon Sagara
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    Now that's an enlightening statement if I've ever seen one. :laugh: Jon Sagara Item #37 on the list of reasons why it is great to be a man: The world is your urinal.

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    • M Marc Clifton

      When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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      Daniel Turini
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      http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/csref/html/vclrfDeclaredAccessibilityPG.asp[^] Q261186 - Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music

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        http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/csref/html/vclrfDeclaredAccessibilityPG.asp[^] Q261186 - Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music

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        Marc Clifton
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        Eeek! Caught by the clickety police! Thanks! I had found this gem from while using my local MSDN help libary. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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        • M Marc Clifton

          When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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          Megan Forbes
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          Next time one of the client services dude's kick their network cable so hard it comes out and "their email is broken" I'll send them to that - thanks! :-D


          We don't need a thinker! We need a do-er! Someone who will act first, without considering the consequences. - Homer J Simpson

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          • M Marc Clifton

            Eeek! Caught by the clickety police! Thanks! I had found this gem from while using my local MSDN help libary. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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            Daniel Turini
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            To serve and to protect... Q261186 - Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music

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            • M Marc Clifton

              When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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              Dave Loeser
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              I thought this so funny I've included it in my sig... I've been looking for a good sigline and now I have it. Thanks! Dave "Dak Lozar" Loeser When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible.

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              • M Megan Forbes

                Next time one of the client services dude's kick their network cable so hard it comes out and "their email is broken" I'll send them to that - thanks! :-D


                We don't need a thinker! We need a do-er! Someone who will act first, without considering the consequences. - Homer J Simpson

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                Marc Clifton
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                Dang! That's two now: http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=316735#xx316735xx[^] :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                  Shog9 0
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                  This fits right in with that old joke about MS tech support - factually correct, but completely useless... ;)

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                  So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."

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                  • S Shog9 0

                    This fits right in with that old joke about MS tech support - factually correct, but completely useless... ;)

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                    So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."

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                    Brian Delahunty
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                    Shog9 wrote: factually correct, but completely useless... Yep :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                      peterchen
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                      Link police warning (level pink): Don't use link colors for non links (edit) the MSDN statement nicely illustrates the binarity of access, though. (/edit)


                      Help! I'm an f*cked up universe simulator running someone's totally screwed up attempts on AI [sighist]

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement Thats because your not yet a member ! :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire!

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          Dang! That's two now: http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=316735#xx316735xx[^] :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                          Megan Forbes
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                          Sweet - spread the fame! :cool:


                          We don't need a thinker! We need a do-er! Someone who will act first, without considering the consequences. - Homer J Simpson

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                          • D Dave Loeser

                            I thought this so funny I've included it in my sig... I've been looking for a good sigline and now I have it. Thanks! Dave "Dak Lozar" Loeser When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible.

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            You're welcome! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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