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    Dalek Dave
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    My friend gave me an unusual deck of cards yesterday - some were oblong shaped, others were round. I didn't know how to deal with it

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      My friend gave me an unusual deck of cards yesterday - some were oblong shaped, others were round. I didn't know how to deal with it

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Lost User
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      I've gotta hand it to you... ;P

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        I've gotta hand it to you... ;P

        L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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        RichardM1
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        Neither of you are playing with a full deck

        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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          Neither of you are playing with a full deck

          Opacity, the new Transparency.

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          Electron Shepherd
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          For a pun like that, I should come round and club you, but I haven't got the heart...

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            Neither of you are playing with a full deck

            Opacity, the new Transparency.

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            Dalek Dave
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            I am such a knave!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              For a pun like that, I should come round and club you, but I haven't got the heart...

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              Dr Walt Fair PE
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              You got that right in spades. It suits the topic, too. I wonder if DD is playing with a full deck, though.

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                You got that right in spades. It suits the topic, too. I wonder if DD is playing with a full deck, though.

                CQ de W5ALT

                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                Dalek Dave
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                Oh Pack it in!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Oh Pack it in!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  _Damian S_
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                  I think you've been trumped in the pun stakes!!

                  I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application | If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                    You got that right in spades. It suits the topic, too. I wonder if DD is playing with a full deck, though.

                    CQ de W5ALT

                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                    RichardM1
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                    He's playing with a full deck, it isn't Friday, he hasn't posted "so-long suckers!" Here's a deuce: If Dave had a pair, he'd have dealt with us by now. That's my onlyace in the hole

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                      I think you've been trumped in the pun stakes!!

                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application | If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                      but dave's a diamond geezer! (well except when he's * as a newt, anyway) (Oh, and when he's denying the moon landings, setting the CCC and... OK - he's not a diamond geezer - maybe more of a deuced cad and a bounder - at least not an old maid anyway! Uno it's true! Now build a pontoon and get over it. Hope all these puns don't make you snap. "make it so" as Captain Piccard would say

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                        but dave's a diamond geezer! (well except when he's * as a newt, anyway) (Oh, and when he's denying the moon landings, setting the CCC and... OK - he's not a diamond geezer - maybe more of a deuced cad and a bounder - at least not an old maid anyway! Uno it's true! Now build a pontoon and get over it. Hope all these puns don't make you snap. "make it so" as Captain Piccard would say

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I will be going to bed now, my wife is there, I may want to poker. Asuming she is up for it, I canasta, and if she says no I can cross that bridge when I come to it. After all I am a bit of a stud, and at the very worst I can hold'em, for I have a good hand. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          I will be going to bed now, my wife is there, I may want to poker. Asuming she is up for it, I canasta, and if she says no I can cross that bridge when I come to it. After all I am a bit of a stud, and at the very worst I can hold'em, for I have a good hand. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          _Damian S_
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                          Play your cards right and you could play slam no-trumps... hopefully it doesn't end in misere!

                          I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application | If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                            Play your cards right and you could play slam no-trumps... hopefully it doesn't end in misere!

                            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application | If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Your such a Joker, you seem flush with success of the pun thread. Luckily there is a full house here tonight, that should set you straight. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Your such a Joker, you seem flush with success of the pun thread. Luckily there is a full house here tonight, that should set you straight. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Abhinav S
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                              Rummy. He is having a good day and something from his whist list might come true. Maybe should go down to the casino and gamble tonight.

                              Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
                              Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...

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                                I will be going to bed now, my wife is there, I may want to poker. Asuming she is up for it, I canasta, and if she says no I can cross that bridge when I come to it. After all I am a bit of a stud, and at the very worst I can hold'em, for I have a good hand. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Hopefully you're just bragging about the stud. And remember to keep it clean as everyone here is not over 21 At the worst you could baccarat gainst the wall and stick it up her president[^] Still - with a good hand you can go solitaire - or invite a friend and go two-up (or is that whistfull thinking (or invite snow white and try seven-up - or get John over and strip jack naked hopefully you won't get the flop Just remember to take care on the bathroom break so you don't get pinochle And don't forget to close the blinds it's getting to the point where I am trying to simply embolden random words in case there's a pun in there I haven't spotted

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                                  My friend gave me an unusual deck of cards yesterday - some were oblong shaped, others were round. I didn't know how to deal with it

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  Dave, please go back to drinking in the evening... Your worst nights of drinking usually produced better posts than this one. ;) [groan] So, one night Helen Keller walks into a bar... Thud. ;P

                                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    Dave, please go back to drinking in the evening... Your worst nights of drinking usually produced better posts than this one. ;) [groan] So, one night Helen Keller walks into a bar... Thud. ;P

                                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    When Helen Keller was a child she swore at her mum, and her mum made her wash her hands.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      My friend gave me an unusual deck of cards yesterday - some were oblong shaped, others were round. I didn't know how to deal with it

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      peterchen
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                                      I doubt you are.

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                                        Rummy. He is having a good day and something from his whist list might come true. Maybe should go down to the casino and gamble tonight.

                                        Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
                                        Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...

                                        modified on Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:33 AM

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                                        Adam Maras
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                                        Just look at the mess euchre-eated.

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