Do you wash your hands before or after programming?

CPallini

I guess it depends on the language, for instance C# folks don't perform the clean up. :rolleyes:

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Chris Meech

Once and awhile I have to support some Access database/programs. It takes a complete body wash before I feel clean again. :)

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Lost User

..and disinfectant for VB6 code?

I are Troll :suss:

Nelek

Specially if the computer is a shared-terminal. Imagine how many dirty hands went through that keyboard before ;P :laugh: Now seriously... Wash hands, drink calmative tee (or some beers or a rum/whisky instead)... there are days which I don't really know what to do, to kill someone or to suicide.

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modified on Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:17 AM

CPallini

Eddy Vluggen wrote:

..and disinfectant for VB6 code?

We have lazarets for VB6 coders. :)

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Mechanical

I feel like washing my hands after working with some people. The amount of bs they excrete and the hot air they they produce while surviving and making more money than the people they feed on is quite remarkable.

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HimanshuJoshi

I usually take a shower. Better than just handwashing

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QuiJohn

CPallini wrote:

I guess it depends on the language, for instance C# folks don't perform the clean up.

Yeah but they could get attacked by a giant wet wipe at any moment, without warning.

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Hans Dietrich

Well, with C++ programming quite often you have to handle a dump. :laugh:

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DJ van Wyk

I'd rather go for something like battery acid when it comes to VB code. X|

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Andreas Mertens

What I hate even more is, after having taken a lot of time to develop a clean, consistent architecture for a client, one of their programmer's comes in and makes a bunch of changes that could have come out of a typing monkey (I'll leave it to your imaginations as to which end of the monkey it comes out of...). Completely ignores existing classes and methods to just shove in a new feature in a totally unrelated area... (just keep breathing....) A.

wbgxx

Yeah, I did do this before and I think I must do it from now,best wish to all programmer in the world!

Ram Shelke

How Funny question is :laugh: