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    David Knechtges
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    I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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      I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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      Keith Barrow
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      Any chance of a Link?

      Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

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        Any chance of a Link?

        Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Like many of the posters of such questions, missing links.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Like many of the posters of such questions, missing links.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Keith Barrow
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          LOL. In case the creationists get the upper hand, I've found it: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3433070/please-i-need-the-complation-of-4-queen.aspx[^]

          Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

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          • D David Knechtges

            I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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            Jim Crafton
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            See my post above. I can think of several helpful answers for him :)

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            • D David Knechtges

              I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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              David Knechtges wrote:

              This one is for a doctorate I think.

              That's a sad doctorate that's asking for the solution for a 4-queen question.

              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                David Knechtges wrote:

                This one is for a doctorate I think.

                That's a sad doctorate that's asking for the solution for a 4-queen question.

                If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                Corporal Agarn
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                What is 4-queen? Freddy Mercury and the band?

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                  What is 4-queen? Freddy Mercury and the band?

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                  Half the 8-queens.

                  If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                  • D David Knechtges

                    I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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                    NormDroid
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                    David Knechtges wrote:

                    Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the

                    Ignore them, for every one of them you help, your putting a qualified programmer out of a job, these guys are monkeys and will accept peanuts for payment.

                    Two heads are better than one.

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                    • D David Knechtges

                      I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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                      Jeremy Hutchinson
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                      David Knechtges wrote:

                      Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field....

                      That's a double edged sword there. The idiot might then think that everyone has trouble with simple coding tasks. We should just admonish them for asking stupid or basic questions while in doctorate program. Let them know that it is not okay to not know the basics.

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                        What is 4-queen? Freddy Mercury and the band?

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        No that's a 1 queen. That's not currently solvable without a quantum computer.

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        • D David Knechtges

                          I see another PLZ HELP CODEZ question today. This one is for a doctorate I think. Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field.... Give him a bogus result that definitely fails, and let him squirm..... My 2 cents....

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                          leckey 0
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                          Yes, you can usually tell when it's mid-terms or finals time. We are supposed to be polite for newbies and I tell them to read the forum guidelines, come back when they code something themselves. I'm happy these days if they just put the freaking code in code tags.

                          Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                            David Knechtges wrote:

                            Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the programming/computer science field....

                            That's a double edged sword there. The idiot might then think that everyone has trouble with simple coding tasks. We should just admonish them for asking stupid or basic questions while in doctorate program. Let them know that it is not okay to not know the basics.

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            and his next post will be "I have dead Friday line, send PLZ code for payroll biweekly system. I not get paid if not include for deductions" :doh:

                            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                              David Knechtges wrote:

                              Personally, I think we ought to start "helping" these idiots so that they fail and don't end up in the

                              Ignore them, for every one of them you help, your putting a qualified programmer out of a job, these guys are monkeys and will accept peanuts for payment.

                              Two heads are better than one.

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                              Lost User
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                              Norm .net wrote:

                              Ignore them, for every one of them you help, your putting a qualified programmer out of a job, these guys are monkeys and will accept peanuts for payment.

                              G'Day Norm, I you either didn't read his answer or some how completely missed wha he said. He is all for giving bogus solutions to morons so they fail their course and don't end up in the work force in competition with you for work.

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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