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  • D Doctor Nick

    Why ever would they do that? Then they would have to TELL you they promoted you.

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    Shelby Robertson
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    They could just hope you don't look at your pay-stub?

    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

    I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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      They could just hope you don't look at your pay-stub?

      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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      Doctor Nick
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      No, they hope that with the market the way it is you won't complain that they gave you more duties but no more money. SOP :sigh:

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      • L Lost User

        that you are going to royally screwed at work today. I found out today in our company meeting that, apparently, I was "promoted" to Systems Engineer. Which means that I get to do things that I am not in any way qualified to do and get yelled at alot for it. I sure hope the job market picks up soon....

        Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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        GrumbleDuke
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        A promotion is way better than a raise......not

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          that you are going to royally screwed at work today. I found out today in our company meeting that, apparently, I was "promoted" to Systems Engineer. Which means that I get to do things that I am not in any way qualified to do and get yelled at alot for it. I sure hope the job market picks up soon....

          Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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          scottgp
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          Congrats? Condolences? (pick the con word of your choice) :) Scott

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            A promotion is way better than a raise......not

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            Lost User
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            Well I *might* get new business cards (oh boy!) :laugh:

            Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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            • S scottgp

              Congrats? Condolences? (pick the con word of your choice) :) Scott

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              Lost User
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              scottgp wrote:

              Congrats? Condolences?

              I prefer to think of it a more incentive to get something else.

              Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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              • S Shelby Robertson

                I'm assuming the title came without the appropriate pay increase?

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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                Lost User
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                Shelby Robertson wrote:

                appropriate pay increase

                What is a pay increase? :) The "increase" is getting to keep my job...

                Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                • L Lost User

                  Well I *might* get new business cards (oh boy!) :laugh:

                  Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  Wes Aday wrote:

                  business cards

                  Wow, you qualify for those!? Lucky bastard!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    that you are going to royally screwed at work today. I found out today in our company meeting that, apparently, I was "promoted" to Systems Engineer. Which means that I get to do things that I am not in any way qualified to do and get yelled at alot for it. I sure hope the job market picks up soon....

                    Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                    How about being demoted without being told because my manager "didn't want me to be mad"? That was a few months ago, and I still have several non kid sister safe comments to make about that whole situation.

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                      How about being demoted without being told because my manager "didn't want me to be mad"? That was a few months ago, and I still have several non kid sister safe comments to make about that whole situation.

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                      Doctor Nick
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                      I assume that one came with a decrease in pay? If so did he just think you'd find out when your bank account had an overdraft?

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                      • J Jim Crafton

                        Wes Aday wrote:

                        business cards

                        Wow, you qualify for those!? Lucky bastard!

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        Doctor Nick
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                        I'll bet he's even in the phone book now! :-D

                        ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          Wes Aday wrote:

                          business cards

                          Wow, you qualify for those!? Lucky bastard!

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                          Lost User
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                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                          Lucky bastard

                          "Lucky" is debatable :-)

                          Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                          • D Doctor Nick

                            I assume that one came with a decrease in pay? If so did he just think you'd find out when your bank account had an overdraft?

                            ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.

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                            No, because the "promotion" I was given was only an increase in responsibility. Why should I get more money for doing more for the company?!? That's absurd!

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                              No, because the "promotion" I was given was only an increase in responsibility. Why should I get more money for doing more for the company?!? That's absurd!

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                              Doctor Nick
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                              So then why would you be mad when you got demoted back to having your original duties since it didn't involve a pay cut? That might boost my morale were it me ;P

                              ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.

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                              • L Lost User

                                Shelby Robertson wrote:

                                appropriate pay increase

                                What is a pay increase? :) The "increase" is getting to keep my job...

                                Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                                Member 4194593
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                                Whatever you do, DO NOT ask them to pay you what you're worth!

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                                • L Lost User

                                  that you are going to royally screwed at work today. I found out today in our company meeting that, apparently, I was "promoted" to Systems Engineer. Which means that I get to do things that I am not in any way qualified to do and get yelled at alot for it. I sure hope the job market picks up soon....

                                  Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  When it's inevitable, lay back and enjoy it... I've been assigned to do things I'm in no way qualified to do for many years, without the benefit of the title and higher pay, and much to my surprise I've generally done the job far better than anyone would expect. In most cases, I'm flabbergasted to report, I've managed to do somewhat better than more experienced people have done. My theory is that, handed a task I have no idea how to do, I work harder and pay more attention to details that might lead to failure than someone who does it regularly would give to the task. That lets me catch things that would be overlooked by more experienced people, and gives me a fast education in a brand new skill. Give it your best shot, and I hope you didn't toss all the books for those classes you "knew" you'd never need, but the school made you take anyway. :-D

                                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    Congrats? Condolences? (pick the con word of your choice) :) Scott

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                                    Gary R Wheeler
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                                    Connivance? Conspiracy? Conniption?

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                                      When it's inevitable, lay back and enjoy it... I've been assigned to do things I'm in no way qualified to do for many years, without the benefit of the title and higher pay, and much to my surprise I've generally done the job far better than anyone would expect. In most cases, I'm flabbergasted to report, I've managed to do somewhat better than more experienced people have done. My theory is that, handed a task I have no idea how to do, I work harder and pay more attention to details that might lead to failure than someone who does it regularly would give to the task. That lets me catch things that would be overlooked by more experienced people, and gives me a fast education in a brand new skill. Give it your best shot, and I hope you didn't toss all the books for those classes you "knew" you'd never need, but the school made you take anyway. :-D

                                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Roger Wright wrote:

                                      far better

                                      You know... you definitely have a point.

                                      Roger Wright wrote:

                                      school made you take anyway

                                      Problem is, I didn't go to school for anything close to what they want me to do... :-O

                                      Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        that you are going to royally screwed at work today. I found out today in our company meeting that, apparently, I was "promoted" to Systems Engineer. Which means that I get to do things that I am not in any way qualified to do and get yelled at alot for it. I sure hope the job market picks up soon....

                                        Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Remember the Royal Navy tenet: A man is promoted to the level of his incompetence.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Well I *might* get new business cards (oh boy!) :laugh:

                                          Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                                          Richard Jones
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                                          Over a 2-3 year period, every time someone got new business cards, he quit. They actually got worried. :laugh:

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