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  • D Dalek Dave

    get a sense of humour

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    Chris Losinger
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    why, are you going to say something funny ?

    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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      I was wondering how long it would be!

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      AspDotNetDev
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      That's what she said!

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        How delightfully phallic.

        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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        ragnaroknrol
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        There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.

        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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          why, are you going to say something funny ?

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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          Dalek Dave
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          Not I[^] sfw

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            There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.

            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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            Ian Shlasko
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            ragnaroknrol wrote:

            And those with large vehicles.

            Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            • I Ian Shlasko

              ragnaroknrol wrote:

              And those with large vehicles.

              Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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              ragnaroknrol
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              It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?

              If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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              • R ragnaroknrol

                It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?

                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                Ian Shlasko
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                And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                  And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.

                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                  ragnaroknrol
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                  If it was a submarine, it'd be full of sea men. a subway can probably adopt a similar wording pattern.

                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                  • R ragnaroknrol

                    If it was a submarine, it'd be full of sea men. a subway can probably adopt a similar wording pattern.

                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                    Ian Shlasko
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                    During Fleet Week[^], it often is.

                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      During Fleet Week[^], it often is.

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                      ragnaroknrol
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                      Insert obligatory "during fleet week a LOT of things are" comment here...

                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                        Insert obligatory "during fleet week a LOT of things are" comment here...

                        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        Heh... I just realized... That's next week... We're going to be flooded with-- Ok, I guess everyone knows where this is going.

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                        • I Ian Shlasko

                          Heh... I just realized... That's next week... We're going to be flooded with-- Ok, I guess everyone knows where this is going.

                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                          Lost User
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                          Naval personnel?

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            Naval personnel?

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Navel usually :) "A bachelor is a man who goes to bed with a problem on his mind and wakes with a solution on his belly"

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              I have them and maintain them for her use!

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                              Joe Simes
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                              But her's are bigger? ;P

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                                But her's are bigger? ;P

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                :laugh:

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                                • I Ian Shlasko

                                  ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                  And those with large vehicles.

                                  Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  rastaVnuce
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                                  Jeez, where do you park that thing?

                                  We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    tommy tom
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                                    i clearly went to a different boarding school than anyone else. Secrets to a peace-filled existence: 1. Girls are always right [optionally, use s/Girls/Your mother; or s/Girls/Your wife] 2. Happy Wife, Happy Life. 3. For bonus points, liberally apply these two words to any situation: "Yes Dear." My grandfather passed down this sage advice at his 50th wedding anniversary reception: the secret was "giving in and shutting up."

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