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  • P Pete OHanlon

    14.16 Police have confirmed Derrick Bird has been found dead. The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area. A police spokesman says: "Our focus is now on the movements of Mr Bird this morning -we believe there are a number of fatalities and injuries. Our thoughts are with the families in these tragic times. We are asking for any witnesses to come forward and help us with our investigation into the events of this morning. "Police are asking those who were sheltering to now go about their normal day to day activities and would like to thank them for their patience in incredibly difficult circumstances. "Please be aware there are a number of crime scenes across the county and we would ask for people's patince whilst we conduct our investigations."

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    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

    The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.

    I've never heard it called that before. :-D

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Seriously, for any CPians in The Lake District. In Case You Haven't Heard. Mad Gunman On Rampage[^] Lock your doors, 11 dead so far.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Just so everyone knows, it wasn't me doing the shooting... this time.

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        Just so everyone knows, it wasn't me doing the shooting... this time.

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        I feel sympathy for the first person who would dare call you a 'yank'

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          I feel sympathy for the first person who would dare call you a 'yank'

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          It's only considered deragatory by limies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Doodle[^] I'm proud to be called a "yank" by the brits.

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            It's only considered deragatory by limies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Doodle[^] I'm proud to be called a "yank" by the brits.

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            Dan Neely
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            There are parts of the rural south where calling someone a yankee is still considered fighting words... I wouldn't count on that sort of redneck to realize the ignorant limey has no idea what he's actually saying.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.

              Personally I would have shot myself in the head!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              RichardM1
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              I'd have shot myself in your head, as well!

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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.

                I've never heard it called that before. :-D

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                RichardM1
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                Hadn't you heard of levitra?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Seriously, for any CPians in The Lake District. In Case You Haven't Heard. Mad Gunman On Rampage[^] Lock your doors, 11 dead so far.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  RichardM1
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                  If the numbers you gave hold out, his score will by higher than Michael Ryan's[^]. looks like this will be extended to shotguns.

                  Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.

                    Personally I would have shot myself in the head!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    but then someone would have to clean up the mess in the mens room :rolleyes:

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