deathclock.com
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It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.
pity no one bothered to notice that in assuming the infalability of Mayans: "Maya inscriptions that predict the future consistently show that they expected life to go on pretty much the same forever. At Palenque, for instance, they predicted that people in the year 4772 AD would be celebrating the anniversary of the coronation of their great king Pakal." I still say that the calendar making group lost their contract with the government and had to seek work in fast food.... The reason the calendar stopped being made was simply that there was no more funding, just like some contracts today. :)
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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That just means Death it a bit behind schedule, with the financial crisis and all he had to make some cut backs so... Don't worry he'll get to you soon :)
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
Don't worry he'll get to you soon Smile
he's a civil servant... we'll be lucky if he hasn't taken someone else here by accident...
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
5 March 2023 is my last day. I'll be sure to send you all a card. :((
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
Friday, December 4, 2043. Uhm, I'll be 91 years old. I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1, that way I don't have to make a payment.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Just for the heck of it, blow it up on Oct 14th and post the video here! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
I'm dying Christmas Eve. Saves buying presents for anyone.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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Friday, December 4, 2043. Uhm, I'll be 91 years old. I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year.
why?? it just may mean your gifts will stay with you... forever!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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I'm dying Christmas Eve. Saves buying presents for anyone.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
sign of a true optimist!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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hammerstein05 wrote:
I hope you put Sadistic in.
I can't... it says I am already dead... Your Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, January 19, 2002 Seconds left to live... 0 brains.... brains.... brains!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
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Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
hammerstein05 wrote:
Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
aged sweetbread again? :sigh:
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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Just for the heck of it, blow it up on Oct 14th and post the video here! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
If he was in it at the time, that'd make it a self-fulfilling prophecy. :)
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
It says I died 7 years ago :~
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1, that way I don't have to make a payment.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1
Maybe you die in a high speed car crash?
