Philosophical Question...

[Lost User]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Richard Blythe]

Grammar Trap! :cool:

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

[Lost User]

Because the faster it goes, the much.

[Henry Minute]

Who's been WolframAlphaing then? Their full answer:

Because the higher, the fewer. (According to the old riddle referring to the centrifugal governor--called a "mouse"--on a steam engine which rises as the engine's rotation speed increases, causing the arm to partially close the steam valve and reduce the rotation speed, meaning that the higher the mouse rises, the fewer rotations per minute the engine produces.)

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[Tim Deveaux]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Why is a mouse when it spins?

Clockwise or after lunch?

[Andrew Rissing]

Drink had have not I a officer. :D

[Christopher Duncan]

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[Fabio V Silva]

What is the difference between a duck?

[Joe Simes]

One has wheels.

[Dan Neely]

So you never stopped last night...

3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

[Henry Minute]

How many beans make 5?

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

[Henry Minute]

One leg is both the same.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

[Richard Blythe]

You guys are killing me! :laugh: :laugh:

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

[Pete OHanlon]

Because the Turtle moves.

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[Richard Blythe]

Sorry Dave! Everyone wants to post their famous "one-liner". All of this is making me feel more like I do right now than I did awhile ago.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

[AspDotNetDev]

Why is a mouse when it?

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[Single Step Debugger]

Speaking of a mouse, do you know that from just one Sequoia could be build a whore-house with thirty rooms?

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[Abhinav S]

Henry Minute wrote:

How many beans make 5?

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files

[Tim Deveaux]

Squeaking of thirty dots..............................

[PIEBALDconsult]

Why does a chicken?