BJOTD
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." Revenge is sweet.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." Revenge is sweet.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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GODS ! What a horrifying mistake on my part, so sorry it was very rasher of me.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." Revenge is sweet.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!" "Are you sure?" asks the second atom. To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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I was feeling sick and thought I might have swine-flu so I phoned my doctor, all I got was crackling :laugh: So I had to drag myself down the surgery, he confirmed swine-flu, I asked how long it would take to clear up, he said it would be about a wheeeeeek :laugh:
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." Revenge is sweet.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Those "bar" jokes are probably older than I :rolleyes:
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Those "bar" jokes are probably older than I :rolleyes:
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What was I thinking....
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
A termite walks into a bar, and asks... "Is the bar tender here?"
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A termite walks into a bar, and asks... "Is the bar tender here?"
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." Revenge is sweet.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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and http://www.explosm.net/comics/2174/[^]
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." Revenge is sweet.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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Those "bar" jokes are probably older than I :rolleyes:
M σ r r ı0 wrote:
Those "bar" jokes are probably older than I
Most of them are older than the word "I".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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kmg365 wrote:
An infrared proton
The mind boggles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!