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    What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

    SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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      What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

      SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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      Electron Shepherd
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      I find drink always helps. (You may get differing views from DD and the beautiful Ms P)

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      • I i i i

        What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

        SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        That's kinda like asking what the cure for a smile is.

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        • I i i i

          What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

          SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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          CPallini
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          There is no LOVE in a programmer's life. I mean, you love just that bunch of transistors... :rolleyes:

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          • I i i i

            What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

            SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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            leppie
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            Visual Basic or Crystal Reports, have your pick.

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            • I i i i

              What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

              SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                I find drink always helps. (You may get differing views from DD and the beautiful Ms P)

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                LittleYellowBird
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                Electron Shepherd wrote:

                the beautiful Ms P

                I always said you had good taste! :-D :thumbsup:

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                  What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                  SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                  Joan M
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                  You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

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                    Electron Shepherd wrote:

                    the beautiful Ms P

                    I always said you had good taste! :-D :thumbsup:

                    Ali

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                    Electron Shepherd
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                    Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      There is no LOVE in a programmer's life. I mean, you love just that bunch of transistors... :rolleyes:

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

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                      LittleYellowBird
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                      Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

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                        Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                          You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

                          [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                          Lost User
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                          First define what constitutes an illness and what not, then.

                          A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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                            You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

                            [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                            Keith Barrow
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                            I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

                            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                              Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

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                              CPallini
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                              If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                                leppie
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                                Keith Barrow wrote:

                                Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                                How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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                                  Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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                                  Tick VG. But do you know how hard it is to do the buttons on a silk shirt with one hand whilst sitting in an electric wheelchair!

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                                    I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

                                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                                    I think Nagy would disagree

                                    I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                      Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                      Love?[^]

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                                        Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        Alison P wrote:

                                        reaallly

                                        Still not sober enough to spell...


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                          Keith Barrow wrote:

                                          I think Nagy would disagree

                                          I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          It's your fault, if you used a proper name instead of a Hungarian Technonym!

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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