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    From one of the banner ads[^] above I can just imagine some pointed haired boss who can't figure out MS Project saying "No no no, we must implement our own gnatt chart!"

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      From one of the banner ads[^] above I can just imagine some pointed haired boss who can't figure out MS Project saying "No no no, we must implement our own gnatt chart!"

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      Todd Smith wrote:

      gnatt chart

      Some sort of insect clustering chart?

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        From one of the banner ads[^] above I can just imagine some pointed haired boss who can't figure out MS Project saying "No no no, we must implement our own gnatt chart!"

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        Boy, could I make one of those! Our local bike paths have been covered by clouds of gnatts here lately. A quick ride through with a plain white T-shirt and I'm good to go.

        Software Zen: delete this;
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          Boy, could I make one of those! Our local bike paths have been covered by clouds of gnatts here lately. A quick ride through with a plain white T-shirt and I'm good to go.

          Software Zen: delete this;
          Fold With Us![^]

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          Lost User
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          gnatt chart, not gnatt shirt :)

          A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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