CP Connection Issues

[Henry Minute]

Does anybody know the connection speed of an unladen hamster?

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[Slacker007]

negative slow.

[Dalek Dave]

Four grains per furlong per fortnight.

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[Lost User]

African or European?

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[Ankur m]

Or more specifically Canadian? ;P :-D

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[Henry Minute]

Siberian!

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[Ankur m]

I knew this would happen. CG is back after a long time and he has to make up for his posts. :-O

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[PSK_]

I finally found 2 ways to know that CP is slow? 1. When text on the pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics and advertisements arrive via FedEx. Now we should use sms abbreviations for our posts. ;P ;P

WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

[Pete OHanlon]

CP is up and down faster than a Chav's knickers in the Bigg Market.

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

faster than a Chav's knickers in the Bigg Market.

Surely that's chavette? :-D

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[Mike Hankey]

It's this new big font going through the thin wire. Until the hamsters build up there stamina there will be problems...please be patient!

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[Henry Minute]

Vauxhall discontinued that model some years ago.

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[Chris Maunder]

Apologies for this. Kicking servers left, right and centre. While enjoyable, we'll stop soon and get back to normal programming.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP