One thing about JAVA
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I am this week having to write something in Java for the first time, having been on a course in July. I have yet to notice it making me particularly carefree and happy, nor have I begun to fancy any men.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Are you sure? Maybe it's long period transition?
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
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I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
Whoever said that knows nowt about 'puting. Frogin flash is the woosy's fav!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
Why would it be? I've always found Java to be for the slightly nerdier pattern obsessed types, but I've never doubted that they are any less hetero than other devs.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I am this week having to write something in Java for the first time, having been on a course in July. I have yet to notice it making me particularly carefree and happy, nor have I begun to fancy any men.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Has your dress sense become more fashion conscious?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Has your dress sense become more fashion conscious?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Why would it be? I've always found Java to be for the slightly nerdier pattern obsessed types, but I've never doubted that they are any less hetero than other devs.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Why would it be?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
they are any less hetero than other devs.
Because it's translation from other language. In English gay isn't offensive. Original word is. I don't know better english word... A twat? Man whore? You get the idea... I think.
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
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Why would it be? I've always found Java to be for the slightly nerdier pattern obsessed types, but I've never doubted that they are any less hetero than other devs.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Why would it be?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
they are any less hetero than other devs.
Because it's translation from other language. In English gay isn't offensive. Original word is. I don't know better english word... A twat? Man whore? You get the idea... I think.
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
Hetero merely indicates 'Otherness'. For example if you have two differently coloured eyes it is because you are Heterochromatic. If you get you energy by eating things then you are a heterotroph. Homo means 'The Same' A word that sounds the same as another in a homophone. If you have identical pairs of genes for any hereditary characteristics the you are homozygous. If always stand up in the same way you are Homo Erectus. OK, not the last one!
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I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
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Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
The fact that that near three year old post was at your fingers so quickly must indicate something! :)
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Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Well, you don't seem to mind too much. In fact you could be said to be wearing them with gay abandon. Could be the OP was right.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation
How long did your mum say she'd be away for? :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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ChrisElston wrote:
unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation
How long did your mum say she'd be away for? :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
So why do I use C and assembler then? :confused: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
If you start to feel the need to reach for an iron, we will have some proof to the OP's original hypothesis. :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
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That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
I am a geek, not a nerd.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
