Why life sucks...
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Henry Minute wrote:
Unless you have a porcupine down your trousers, apparently.
You sound like a man of experience, boy you have to much free time Henry!
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
Simon_Whale wrote:
you have to much free time Henry!
And, sadly, to many procupines. (Sadly for the porcupines, that is.)
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
chethu665 wrote:
wife doesn't
Mistress might... ;)
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?
Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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That's a poultry excuse!
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That's a poultry excuse!
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Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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You need a new keyboard
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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If you can read this, you could have written it. :)
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Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
or in a top secret military research lab
If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)
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Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
chethu665 wrote:
wife doesn't
I suppose you got recently married then... :)
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
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chethu665 wrote:
wife doesn't
I suppose you got recently married then... :)
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
Abhinav S wrote:
got recently married
No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
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Abhinav S wrote:
got recently married
No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
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You need a new keyboard
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
or in a top secret military research lab
If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)
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Abhinav S wrote:
got recently married
No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
Touché!
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
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...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|
Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|
Abhinav S wrote:
Why life sucks...
Abhinav S wrote:
..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.
Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D
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