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  • L Lost User

    Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?

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    Dr Walt Fair PE
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    Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

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      Electron Shepherd
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      That's a poultry excuse!

      Server and Network Monitoring

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        chethu665 wrote:

        wife doesn't

        Now that sucks!

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        Lost User
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        y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

        MVC

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        • E Electron Shepherd

          That's a poultry excuse!

          Server and Network Monitoring

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          Dalek Dave
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          I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • D Dr Walt Fair PE

            Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

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            Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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              y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

              MVC

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              You need a new keyboard


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

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                Chris C B
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                Sage!

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                  y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

                  MVC

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

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                  • I Ian Shlasko

                    Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

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                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                    Abhinav S
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                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                    or in a top secret military research lab

                    If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                    • C chethu665

                      Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

                      "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                      Abhinav S
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                      chethu665 wrote:

                      wife doesn't

                      I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                      • A Abhinav S

                        chethu665 wrote:

                        wife doesn't

                        I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                        chethu665
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                        Abhinav S wrote:

                        got recently married

                        No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                        "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                          Abhinav S wrote:

                          got recently married

                          No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                          "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                          Tarun K S
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                          chethu665 wrote:

                          As long as you get the milk why buy the cow

                          :laugh:

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            You need a new keyboard


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                            Tarun K S
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                            hahahaa! :laugh:

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian
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                              Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...

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                              • A Abhinav S

                                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                or in a top secret military research lab

                                If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                Chris Trelawny Ross
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                                I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)

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                                • C chethu665

                                  Abhinav S wrote:

                                  got recently married

                                  No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                  "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                  Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                  Touché!

                                  Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                  • A Abhinav S

                                    ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                                    Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                    Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!

                                    CQ de W5ALT

                                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                    • A Abhinav S

                                      ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                                      Abhinav S wrote:

                                      Why life sucks...

                                      Abhinav S wrote:

                                      ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                      Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

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                                      • C chethu665

                                        Abhinav S wrote:

                                        got recently married

                                        No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                        "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                        Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                        :laugh: :laugh: Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                          Abhinav S wrote:

                                          Why life sucks...

                                          Abhinav S wrote:

                                          ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                          Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                          [My articles]

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                                          Abhinav S
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                                          CPallini wrote:

                                          QANTAS sucks...

                                          Somehow I knew that was going to come. :doh:

                                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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