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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

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    Electron Shepherd
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    That's a poultry excuse!

    Server and Network Monitoring

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      chethu665 wrote:

      wife doesn't

      Now that sucks!

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      y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

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      • E Electron Shepherd

        That's a poultry excuse!

        Server and Network Monitoring

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        Dalek Dave
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        I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • D Dr Walt Fair PE

          Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

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          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Chris C B
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            Sage!

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              y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

              MVC

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              You need a new keyboard


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

                MVC

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                AspDotNetDev
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                If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

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                • I Ian Shlasko

                  Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                  Abhinav S
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                  Ian Shlasko wrote:

                  or in a top secret military research lab

                  If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                  The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                  • C chethu665

                    Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

                    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                    Abhinav S
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                    chethu665 wrote:

                    wife doesn't

                    I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      chethu665 wrote:

                      wife doesn't

                      I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                      chethu665
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                      Abhinav S wrote:

                      got recently married

                      No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                      "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                        Abhinav S wrote:

                        got recently married

                        No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                        "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                        Tarun K S
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                        chethu665 wrote:

                        As long as you get the milk why buy the cow

                        :laugh:

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          You need a new keyboard


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                          Tarun K S
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                          hahahaa! :laugh:

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...

                            There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.

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                            • A Abhinav S

                              Ian Shlasko wrote:

                              or in a top secret military research lab

                              If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                              Chris Trelawny Ross
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                              I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)

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                              • C chethu665

                                Abhinav S wrote:

                                got recently married

                                No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                Touché!

                                Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                • A Abhinav S

                                  ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                                  Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                  Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!

                                  CQ de W5ALT

                                  Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                  • A Abhinav S

                                    ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                                    Abhinav S wrote:

                                    Why life sucks...

                                    Abhinav S wrote:

                                    ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                    Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                                    • C chethu665

                                      Abhinav S wrote:

                                      got recently married

                                      No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                      "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                      Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                      :laugh: :laugh: Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                                        Abhinav S wrote:

                                        Why life sucks...

                                        Abhinav S wrote:

                                        ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                        Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                        [My articles]

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                                        Abhinav S
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                                        CPallini wrote:

                                        QANTAS sucks...

                                        Somehow I knew that was going to come. :doh:

                                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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