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  • A AspDotNetDev

    chethu665 wrote:

    wife doesn't

    Now that sucks!

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    • E Electron Shepherd

      That's a poultry excuse!

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      Dalek Dave
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      I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

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      • D Dr Walt Fair PE

        Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

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          Sage!

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            y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            You need a new keyboard


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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              y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

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              AspDotNetDev
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              If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

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              • I Ian Shlasko

                Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

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                Abhinav S
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                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                or in a top secret military research lab

                If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

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                • C chethu665

                  Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

                  "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                  Abhinav S
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                  chethu665 wrote:

                  wife doesn't

                  I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                  The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                  • A Abhinav S

                    chethu665 wrote:

                    wife doesn't

                    I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                    chethu665
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                    Abhinav S wrote:

                    got recently married

                    No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                    • C chethu665

                      Abhinav S wrote:

                      got recently married

                      No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                      "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                      chethu665 wrote:

                      As long as you get the milk why buy the cow

                      :laugh:

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        You need a new keyboard


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                        Tarun K S
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                        hahahaa! :laugh:

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...

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                          • A Abhinav S

                            Ian Shlasko wrote:

                            or in a top secret military research lab

                            If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                            Chris Trelawny Ross
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                            I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)

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                            • C chethu665

                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              got recently married

                              No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                              "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                              Vikram A Punathambekar
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                              Touché!

                              Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                              • A Abhinav S

                                ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                                Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!

                                CQ de W5ALT

                                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                • A Abhinav S

                                  ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                                  Abhinav S wrote:

                                  Why life sucks...

                                  Abhinav S wrote:

                                  ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                  Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                                  • C chethu665

                                    Abhinav S wrote:

                                    got recently married

                                    No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                    Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                    :laugh: :laugh: Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                                      Abhinav S wrote:

                                      Why life sucks...

                                      Abhinav S wrote:

                                      ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                      Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                      [My articles]

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                                      Abhinav S
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                                      CPallini wrote:

                                      QANTAS sucks...

                                      Somehow I knew that was going to come. :doh:

                                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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