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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

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    Chris C B
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    Sage!

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      You need a new keyboard


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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        If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

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        • I Ian Shlasko

          Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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          Abhinav S
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          Ian Shlasko wrote:

          or in a top secret military research lab

          If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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          • C chethu665

            Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

            "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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            chethu665 wrote:

            wife doesn't

            I suppose you got recently married then... :)

            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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            • A Abhinav S

              chethu665 wrote:

              wife doesn't

              I suppose you got recently married then... :)

              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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              chethu665
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              Abhinav S wrote:

              got recently married

              No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

              "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                Abhinav S wrote:

                got recently married

                No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                Tarun K S
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                chethu665 wrote:

                As long as you get the milk why buy the cow

                :laugh:

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  You need a new keyboard


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                  Tarun K S
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                  hahahaa! :laugh:

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...

                    There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                      or in a top secret military research lab

                      If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                      Chris Trelawny Ross
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                      I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)

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                      • C chethu665

                        Abhinav S wrote:

                        got recently married

                        No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                        "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        Touché!

                        Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                        • A Abhinav S

                          ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                          Dr Walt Fair PE
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                          Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!

                          CQ de W5ALT

                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                          • A Abhinav S

                            ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                            Abhinav S wrote:

                            Why life sucks...

                            Abhinav S wrote:

                            ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                            Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              got recently married

                              No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                              "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                              Sathesh Sakthivel
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                              :laugh: :laugh: Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                              • CPalliniC CPallini

                                Abhinav S wrote:

                                Why life sucks...

                                Abhinav S wrote:

                                ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

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                                Abhinav S
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                                CPallini wrote:

                                QANTAS sucks...

                                Somehow I knew that was going to come. :doh:

                                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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