Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Why life sucks...

Why life sucks...

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
37 Posts 23 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • D Dalek Dave

    I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

    C Offline
    C Offline
    Chris C B
    wrote on last edited by
    #24

    Sage!

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • L Lost User

      y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

      MVC

      A Offline
      A Offline
      AspDotNetDev
      wrote on last edited by
      #25

      If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

      [Forum Guidelines]

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • I Ian Shlasko

        Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

        A Offline
        A Offline
        Abhinav S
        wrote on last edited by
        #26

        Ian Shlasko wrote:

        or in a top secret military research lab

        If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

        C 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • C chethu665

          Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

          "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

          A Offline
          A Offline
          Abhinav S
          wrote on last edited by
          #27

          chethu665 wrote:

          wife doesn't

          I suppose you got recently married then... :)

          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

          C 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • A Abhinav S

            chethu665 wrote:

            wife doesn't

            I suppose you got recently married then... :)

            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

            C Offline
            C Offline
            chethu665
            wrote on last edited by
            #28

            Abhinav S wrote:

            got recently married

            No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

            "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

            T V S 3 Replies Last reply
            0
            • C chethu665

              Abhinav S wrote:

              got recently married

              No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

              "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

              T Offline
              T Offline
              Tarun K S
              wrote on last edited by
              #29

              chethu665 wrote:

              As long as you get the milk why buy the cow

              :laugh:

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • N Nagy Vilmos

                You need a new keyboard


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

                T Offline
                T Offline
                Tarun K S
                wrote on last edited by
                #30

                hahahaa! :laugh:

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D Dalek Dave

                  I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                  R Offline
                  R Offline
                  Rajesh R Subramanian
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #31

                  Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...

                  There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • A Abhinav S

                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                    or in a top secret military research lab

                    If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

                    C Offline
                    C Offline
                    Chris Trelawny Ross
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #32

                    I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • C chethu665

                      Abhinav S wrote:

                      got recently married

                      No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                      "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

                      V Offline
                      V Offline
                      Vikram A Punathambekar
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #33

                      Touché!

                      Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • A Abhinav S

                        ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

                        D Offline
                        D Offline
                        Dr Walt Fair PE
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #34

                        Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • A Abhinav S

                          ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

                          CPalliniC Offline
                          CPalliniC Offline
                          CPallini
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #35

                          Abhinav S wrote:

                          Why life sucks...

                          Abhinav S wrote:

                          ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                          Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                          [My articles]

                          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

                          A 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • C chethu665

                            Abhinav S wrote:

                            got recently married

                            No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                            "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

                            S Offline
                            S Offline
                            Sathesh Sakthivel
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #36

                            :laugh: :laugh: Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • CPalliniC CPallini

                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              Why life sucks...

                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                              Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

                              A Offline
                              A Offline
                              Abhinav S
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #37

                              CPallini wrote:

                              QANTAS sucks...

                              Somehow I knew that was going to come. :doh:

                              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              Reply
                              • Reply as topic
                              Log in to reply
                              • Oldest to Newest
                              • Newest to Oldest
                              • Most Votes


                              • Login

                              • Don't have an account? Register

                              • Login or register to search.
                              • First post
                                Last post
                              0
                              • Categories
                              • Recent
                              • Tags
                              • Popular
                              • World
                              • Users
                              • Groups