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    talk a lot about your friendship with Micheal Martin that will impress her Bryce

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      My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

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        Accountant

        Tell her you know accounting... a-one... a-two... a-three...

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          My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

          Ali

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          too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement

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            Roger Wright
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            Order something mediocre, or just go to a movie and make out.

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            • V virang_21

              Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

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              So if, at the end of the night her debits balance her credits, that would sum it up. Tell her you're interested in a trial balance, her journal or yours, and see if that registers. We'll expect a full account, of course.

              Will Rogers never met me.

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                Stick a fresh fish in your pocket. If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick. Works for me all the time.

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                Marc Clifton
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                Jim Crafton wrote:

                If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick.

                Lucky for me you never tried that at one of those Thai restaurants in NYC! Marc

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                  So if, at the end of the night her debits balance her credits, that would sum it up. Tell her you're interested in a trial balance, her journal or yours, and see if that registers. We'll expect a full account, of course.

                  Will Rogers never met me.

                  modified on Thursday, November 18, 2010 11:35 PM

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                  To tell you the truth whenever we have a team meeting with Accounts department to discuss what exports they want for their accounting system from the one we are building and when they start talking about credit this and debit that and 10 different kind of bank accounts and I feel like "OMG Why you have to make all this so complicated ? .. Just take the money and go !!! :) ".

                  Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                    To tell you the truth whenever we have a team meeting with Accounts department to discuss what exports they want for their accounting system from the one we are building and when they start talking about credit this and debit that and 10 different kind of bank accounts and I feel like "OMG Why you have to make all this so complicated ? .. Just take the money and go !!! :) ".

                    Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Accounting isn't difficult or complicated. Lawyers make accountants' lives difficult and complicated. Assets always equal liabilities plus equity, but lawyers keep redefining what the assets and liabilities are, and when you're allowed to recognize them. It's tough to hit a moving target... ;P

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                      Aman Bhullar
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                      Do take flowers and Chocolates. Girls Love this stuff. Good Luck!!!! :) :thumbsup:

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                        Do take flowers and Chocolates. Girls Love this stuff. Good Luck!!!! :) :thumbsup:

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                        Precious metals and gemstones are good, too, and they won't die or melt in your hand.

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                          Precious metals and gemstones are good, too, and they won't die or melt in your hand.

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          Roger Wright wrote:

                          Precious metals and gemstones are good, too, and they won't die or melt in your hand.

                          fake or the real one ? :)

                          Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                            Dinner out & Movies. Don't forgot the flowers. But I forgot that movie name :doh: :rolleyes:

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                              Roger Wright wrote:

                              Precious metals and gemstones are good, too, and they won't die or melt in your hand.

                              fake or the real one ? :)

                              Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                              If it is real means it will be good. Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                Roger Wright wrote:

                                Precious metals and gemstones are good, too, and they won't die or melt in your hand.

                                fake or the real one ? :)

                                Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                                That depends on her assets - if hers are fake, yours can be artistic simulations, too. But if they're real, you don't dare attempt to substitute imitations for the real thing. This can be a tricky issue on a first date; until you get her between the sheets it can be hard to audit her books.

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                                  Dinner out & Movies. Don't forgot the flowers. But I forgot that movie name :doh: :rolleyes:

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                                  thatraja wrote: Dinner out & Movies. Dinner under candle lights and Movies on the corner seat Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                    thatraja wrote: Dinner out & Movies. Dinner under candle lights and Movies on the corner seat Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                      If it is real means it will be good. Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                      I know a lot of women who would love to meet you, date you, accept your gifts, and dump you like a sack of rotten potatoes for another sucker when you run out of money and gifts. I admire and honor your thought, if only because it reminds me of me - 30 years ago. In a perfect world, your approach would work perfectly, and your perfect woman would fall into your life and live happily ever after. But that perfect world hasn't existed since Beaver Cleaver's show got cancelled. And, I should note here, that there are just as many opportunistic men as women - it's not gender specific, but rather follows the culture; male dominated cultures spawn opportunistic females, and female-dominated cultures the opposite. Still, even though I know better, if I had it all to do over, I would still do it your way (as I did). Give the best you can afford, expect the best possible outcome, and be crushed when reality stomps you into the dirt. I still think it's worth it to risk all on the outside chance that this might the exception. Old dogs can learn new tricks, but some of us don't want to... :-D

                                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                                        Stick a fresh fish in your pocket. If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick. Works for me all the time.

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                                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                                        Works for me all the time.

                                        Just where do you date? :~

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                                          thatraja wrote: Dinner out & Movies. Dinner under candle lights and Movies on the corner seat Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                          Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

                                          Movies on the corner seat

                                          Anyplace in the back three rows will do; you can grope her all you want (correction - all she wants) and the projectionist can't see you. And the ushers are still nightblind for about 5 rows as they walk in from the lights in the lobby...

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