Overheard Conversation of Software Tester buying a Car.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
my brand of humor
Smith & Wesson?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Actually, it's Springfield Armory, and that's for "retribution", not humor. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I don't know who voted your message a 1, but it was clearly sarcasm, I 5'd it to compensate.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Thanks.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
Hugh Jarce 1 wrote:
Byeee!
Shouldn't that be "kthx bi lolz"
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
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Actually, it's Springfield Armory, and that's for "retribution", not humor. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Springfield Armory
D'oh! (It had to be said.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sad sack: "Hey everybody, look at the really neat shirt my Mommy dressed me in today. It has Barney on it." Lounge: "That's nice."
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Very ballsy of you I must say.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
I want one with this[^] picture.
Shades of the most disturbing fanfic I ever read...
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Dan Neely wrote:
Shades of the most disturbing fanfic I ever read...
People write fanfics about Barney?!? What on Earth is the world coming to?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dan Neely wrote:
Shades of the most disturbing fanfic I ever read...
People write fanfics about Barney?!? What on Earth is the world coming to?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey I met Charity last friday. She was too friendly.
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Not all fanfic is positive. I suspect the one I read was originally posted to alt.barney.die.die.die
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Dan Neely wrote:
I suspect the one I read was originally posted to alt.barney.die.die.die
The the the old Barney? These Germans are all crazy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
