In 4 years, you could see a mammoth in your local zoo.

[Uros Calakovic]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

In 4 years, you could see a mammoth in your local zoo.

There is a number of them already roaming the streets.

The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

[badprog]

Uros Calakovic wrote:

There is a number of them already roaming the streets.

My mother in law lives near you?

:)

[realJSOP]

Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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[cechode]

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. (finishing it for him) Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth

[Keith Barrow]

But that reason could be deliciousness, in which case we should bring them back surely ? :-)

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[Nemanja Trifunovic]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

they're extinct for a reason...

They stumbled upon JSOP when he was in a bad mood.

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[Henry Minute]

Nithin Sundar wrote:

they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing

True. However, don't practice on the production system, use a development elephant environment in case it crashes, or worse, does an unwanted dump.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!

[wizardzz]

Is this some sort of renewable energy effort?

[rentzk]

I always thought you were supposed to mount a scratch monkey, not an elephant?

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

I'll be sure to have a sex change before that happens.

[cechode]

I’d rethink that if when Muchamad comes men would give birth :)

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Bad joke.

[Single Step Debugger]

It will be far easier to glue some Persian carpets on a real elephant and tag it as a Mammoth in the Zoo.

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modified on Friday, January 14, 2011 1:34 PM

[cechode]

my apologies ( i removed it )

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Good man.

[Single Step Debugger]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

This is because they used to hanging with some saber tooth tigers and sloths instead of reproducing themselves.

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[GenJerDan]

How embarrassing for your children to stand up in front of the classroom and say "My Daddy's job is to vacuum the mammoths at the zoo."

[realJSOP]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

Mammoths in 4 years

If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

[Corporal Agarn]

:laugh:

[Single Step Debugger]

Just a temporally job until I’ll be promoted to Inseminator into the cloven-footed section.

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